Quote Of The Day

From Kurt Schlichter:

“Quick, everybody care what a bunch of impotent, fussy foreigners think about us! No, really, we should give a damn that some herring-gobbling fjord jockey is mad about Donald Trump. Yeah, Norwegians totally matter. But not really. No foreigner matters. Not Canadians, not the English, not the Arabs (especially of the nonexistent Palestinian variety), not the Papua/New Guineans. Here’s the reality. Most foreigners are trash. Most people who aren’t Americans suck. And treacherous Americans who presume to leverage the puny outrage of second-rate cultures against ours deserve our contempt and mockery almost as much as the foreigners themselves. They think we’re dumb, New World rubes with too much in the way of guns, calories, and Jesus.

“In contrast, we barely think of them at all.”

And that’s only the beginning of his most excellent rant.  Read it all, and chortle.

News Roundup

Clearly run by Lefties, of course, because chicken is beef if that’s how it identifies itself.

But never mind that…

...well, everybody in W. Yurp, anyway:


…all the fault of Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©, of course.

From the pages of Backlash News:



...but no floggings?  WTF

In the War Against Terror:


...and about fucking time, too.

In :


...as the perv said to Jack the Ripper:  keep on cutting.

In


...keep on truckin’, guys.  Gooder and harder.

In International Crime News:


...see, and I always thought that recreational racism was White kids challenging some homies to a water polo match.

From the Dept. of Education:


...once again, “alleged” despite the evidence of texts and hotel bills.


...ah yes, the old “porn for pets” excuse.

And on with some awful 

      

And on our journey down :


...oh yeah, baby:


And in other colors:

Compared to Our Nadiya, the news is total shit.