Tag: Humor

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So let’s use some of that obscure ammo to shoot the first asshole on the list:

…treason trial to begin in 5…4…3… what, no trial?  No firing squad?  Are we surprised?

…from Justin Fidelson, we expected anything else?

…sorry kids, but unless Tony Blair is arrested for calling someone a “twat” on Twitter, we Over Here have more to worry about.

…to which Boris replied: “Hey, remember when I was fired from being Prime Minister?”  He also said: “Slovenia is excellent and I shagged myself silly!”

…yay, so there’s at least ONE Brit with the right idea.

…yeah, more “Sandal” people killing “Gourd” people, or maybe it’s the other way round.  Whatever.

And still on the topic of speaking in tongues:

…ah yes, the Anglicans;  irrelevant (and wrong) as always.

…key word:  lawyer.  And her name:  Karen Snitch.

…key word:  “Jamaicans”.

…not to be taken literally, because this is Britishland, not Murka.

…more to the point, we don’t need any of you assholes.  As you may soon find out.

…considering the competition, not much of a victory.

…man, when those Brits set out to eliminate “embarrassments” to the Royal Family, they sure can be sneaky.  Tunnels in Paris, and now a mountain lion…

…argh, FFS.  Can’t you chicks do anything without over-complicating the thing?

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…who she, you say?

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Oh, and about all that fuss:

So now you know;  that, and the news.

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And the news will be only a little worse than a root canal (if that’s the name for that particular position;  I’m kinda out of touch).

…big deal; pretty much everyone at the FBI could be busted for that.

From the Dept. Of The Blindingly Obvious:

…oh please:  Ukraine is more desirable than New York or California.

…one more time, with feeling:

…chances of a school shooting in that county: <0

…if you ignore the “fascist” (which is just shorthand for “someone we don’t like”), we’re left with “White Nationalist”. The GOP isn’t even that.

…not to beat this dead hooker any more, but this wouldn’t have happened with nukes. You idiots.

…and then there are those like Your Grumpy Editor, who was never sweet on them to begin with.

…an inspired example of “community policing” — what happens when cops don’t do their duty.  Local U.S. police forces, nota bene.

…when asked for a comment, Zeus said simply, “My bad, I missed.”

…and I’d like to wring this little Colorado cocksucker’s neck, but no doubt someone’s going to have a problem with this.

…the article is about HHS, but I’ve edited the headline to make it more all-purpose.  Feel free to point out where I’m wrong.

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      …actually sorta btdt, no names, no pain.

…wait:  Shania Twain is 56???

Now that’s news, if there ever was.

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So let’s slip into the female anatomy:

…I’m good on the exterior stuff:  boobs, hoo-hah, shoulders, feet etc.  The interior parts?  None of my business.

…parole?  What about flaying, daily scourging and / or impaling?

…because adding “terrorism” to “murder” will just make it doubleplusungood.  And what about Remington and Browning semi-autos?  Oh, never mind.

…probably just wanted to exclude all that White supremacist “logic ‘n rhetoric ” stuff from the debate, to be replaced with shouting, chanting and drums.

…their state, their laws — just like SCOTUS intended.

…of course it does.  Best cheese in the world, evvah.

…just laying the ground for when the crime of non-payment of taxes results in summary execution.  You heard it here first.

…sounds a lot, until you discover that her Las Vegas gig pays a million bucks a night.

…that’s a real mood-killer, but not as bad as an actual killer:

…not the best outcum, was it? (sp)

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…oy.

And finally:

…not surprising, really.  As my old friend, the late, great Scot Bob Hill used to say:  “Och, you wi’ yer smearred makeup, yer scabby skin — yer so durrty, so slutty, so nasty… yer just ma type.”

 

All I can say is that ol’ Jenny’s come a long way since singing backup for Lynyrd Skynyrd… <eyecross>