Monday Funnies

So here we go with the usual selection of tasteless yet refined nonsense, this time centered around the weekend’s partying:


And just for the hell of it, an after-party shot:

Happy Monday, y’all.

News Roundup

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And speaking of asses:


...oh STFU.   Just. Shut. The. Fuck. Up Anyone who still buys into this shit deserves nothing but scorn and abuse.


...try something like this, dickhead:


only 2?  We must try harder.  Two miles per hour sounds about right.  And then, the land mines.


...I think that was a rotten reward just for showing her my devotion.


...and:

...and when you radical Muslims wonder why everyone else in the world hates you, feel free to add reasons like the above, you assholes.


...Texas homeschooling parents:  “And?”


...”Oh yes, baby, give it to me hard!” was not the kind of baby talk he was expecting.  Also, speaking of electronic snooping devices:


...wouldn’t have thought you’d need an expert to tell you that, but then again, kids nowadays are eating Tide pods and investing in FTX, so...


...only the wrong people would have a problem with this.


...now if only they’d had a gun handy… oh wait, I missed the “Australia” part.  Never mind.


...just another one of my Longtime Readers (sigh).


...yeah:  “Russian” and “deadly virus” in the same sentence?  This will not end well.


...because you did, you stupid twat.


...more like this, please.

Today’s INSIGNIFICA:

   

  …but let’s move on.


...annnnd here’s the sinful garment:

Every normal red-blooded man would.