Tag: Humor

Gotta say, if you have to use Lysol on that stanky thang, then you won’t be worried by this next item.

...then again:

...hard to argue with that one.  Also:

...brought over, no doubt, by the small-boat fuzzies.

From Page One in Showbiz News:

...”better” being such an objective judgement, yes?  As long as a law is passed saying that all A.I. movies contain those letters in the title, e.g. “Gone With The Wind (A.I.)”. 

In Crime News:

...which is one of the reasons why I never go shopping without being armed.

...just how much worse could her day get?
#India

...and was then given a stern telling-off before being sent home to tea with his mum.
#BritishJustice

Fresh from The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:

...”but Kim, how will it keep them from escaping, without being surrounded by alligators?”
#Landmines

Majority of Germans Oppose State Ban of Anti-Mass Migration AfD Party
...mein Gott, letting ordinary people decide this kind of thing instead of government?  You mean actual… democracy?  Where would it all end? 

UK Gov’t Scrambles to Restore ‘Social Fabric’ as Migration Divisions Threaten Further Riots
...they’re not going to let the People decide this one, either.
#ShutUp #BloodyPeasants

From the Department of Education:

...best part is that the deputy head was a woman, and the art teacher a man.  Poor guy never stood a chance.

And still on the topic of sex education:

...redefining the term “showjumper” for all time.  Also:
#Wales

In the Darwin Report:

....

...not sure that the little twerp’s opinion should matter much, but whatever.

And now, the stuff you’ve all been waiting for: 

And the view on :

...okay, she’s crazier than a sackful of cats and a semi-lesbianist to boot, but I think we can forgive her because reasons.

A good way to end the news, I think.