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And speaking of asses:
...oh STFU. Just. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Anyone who still buys into this shit deserves nothing but scorn and abuse.
...try something like this, dickhead:
…only 2? We must try harder. Two miles per hour sounds about right. And then, the land mines.
...I think that was a rotten reward just for showing her my devotion.
...and:
...and when you radical Muslims wonder why everyone else in the world hates you, feel free to add reasons like the above, you assholes.
...Texas homeschooling parents: “And?”
...”Oh yes, baby, give it to me hard!” was not the kind of baby talk he was expecting. Also, speaking of electronic snooping devices:
...wouldn’t have thought you’d need an expert to tell you that, but then again, kids nowadays are eating Tide pods and investing in FTX, so...
...only the wrong people would have a problem with this.
...now if only they’d had a gun handy… oh wait, I missed the “Australia” part. Never mind.
...just another one of my Longtime Readers (sigh).
...yeah: “Russian” and “deadly virus” in the same sentence? This will not end well.
...because you did, you stupid twat.
...more like this, please.
Today’s INSIGNIFICA:
…but let’s move on.
...annnnd here’s the sinful garment:
Every normal red-blooded man would.
…oy.
...oh FFS.
