Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

I Stand Corrected

History, Wokism

I love my Readers.

In response to this little comment of mine in the last News Roundup:

From the Dept. Of “Defense”:


...if I were a donor, I’d also hold off till they rename it the “Robert E. Lee Military Institute”.

…Reader Mike S. suggests via email:

I am second to none in my respect for General Lee (I’ve a framed print of him in my library), but VMI should be renamed “Thomas J. Jackson Military Institute.”

Gen. Jackson was a professor at the Institute before the Late Unpleasantness.

Gen. Lee was a graduate and later the commandant of West Point. THAT facility should be renamed for Lee.

All good points.  However, most people (especially the Racial Grievance Industry) probably have no idea of who Thomas J. Jackson was (maybe unless “Stonewall” is included in the nomenclature), but every damn one of them knows about Marse Robert.

So historically I’m in full agreement with Reader Mike;  but in terms of social impact on the Wokists…?

It’s a tough call.

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And speaking of getting the runs:


...fuckers need to be invaded again, just to set them straight.  Powdered beer… JHC.


…that’s Detroit MI, with its long, rich heritage of brewing.


...okay, I pick “hell”. Your move, Brandon.


...leaving only 6 million or so illegal voter registrations to go.


...in accountants’ terms, he “lost” money even though he ended up with $120 million or something over what he originally paid for it.  Not that any of it matters, cos he’s dead.

From the Dept. Of Irony:


...despite (or maybe because of) naming him “Cuddles”.

From the Dept. Of “Defense”:


...if I were a donor, I’d also hold off till they rename it the “Robert E. Lee Military Institute”.

And news from the SPCA:


...can you spell “irrational panic”, children?  And:


...reaction from all cat-loving losers in 3…2…1...

Now it’s INSIGNIFICA TIME:

And finally:


...nothing “weird” about that at all, IMO.  Especially when you see them:

Not really my cup(s) of tea, but that’s the news for ya.

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And some people who have no clue:


...who’s this little gayboy, again?  Has he ever been elected to any office?

Then again:


...seems like these elected officials from Red America know more about the topic than the above gayboy.


...then maybe small-bore cartridges will do the trick? I’m thinking something around .357 (handguns) or 6.5mm (rifles), but I’m always open to alternatives.

And now on to less relevant topics:


...I’m trying to see why this is my problem.


...to the complete surprise of… nobody.


...I’d be too embarrassed to come along too, if I were the little shit who’d blocked all Trump’s border security initiatives.


...this report coming to you from Planet Obvious.


...I think “assisted suicide” should be left to the professionals — i.e. the Clintons.


...sounds about right.


...and this too sounds about right.  No mention of any pre-execution torture, however, which makes me sad.

From the Teacher Of The Year Competition:


...I know, I too wish I were of school-going age right now.

And from our Paige Three Department:


...wherein our girl makes us proud, once again.

Now for INSIGNIFICA:

   

...fixed it for them.

Finally, some news of a career change:


...for the Beanpole fans among you.

Now off to keep your careers going, such as they are.