Stuff that makes me laugh
And in a more classical vein, after last Friday’s annual physical:
But let’s move on from that, and into the usual mixture of smut, bad taste and slander:
Now for the “smut” part:
And if that’s what awaits you at your workplace, you should hit the road…
Your suggestions in Comments.
...wait, you mean that I sold my Chevy Suburban and bought a Prius for nothing?
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...only 25? They need to pump up those numbers or else we’ll think they’re just not trying hard enough.
...forgive me if I think the term “migrant economy” should not exist in the United States.
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And similarly in The Great Cultural Assimilation Project© :
...of course, his motive is a total mystery to both law enforcement and the press.
#France #Unexpected
...see above.
#ThanksAngelaMerkel
...in which we play the “Guess The City” game.
#Minneapolis
In International Hunting News:
...probably a whole lot cheaper just to hire a bunch of good ol’ boys from the Appalachians to do the job.
From the Sports Pages:
...yes, this will absolutely help Nike recover market share.
#BudLiteFuckup
From the Dept. of Education:
...the word “allegedly” is in there somewhere, but we all know the truth.
...Sarah Hoyt’s Shocked Face is in danger of perishing from over-use.
Time for some 
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In our Almost True Headlines section:
...hey, it wouldn’t surprise me.
And as we peruse the real estate listings in 
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...for those who don’t know, this is ol’ Charlie Sheen’s castoff:
In the first iteration of the headline, the word “dating” was used; I simply edited it to reflect the reality of the thing.
And if that doesn’t sour you on the news, nothing will.
And the classical thought for the day:
Oh right, like you wouldn’t take a picnic basket to watch that happen.
Anyway, on with the usual Items Of Questionable Taste:
Now, about those situations involving a scantily-clad woman:
And one final reminder:
Now off you go, and make your choice for tomorrow.
…me neither. On that day I’ll be watching some real football — you know, when the foot is used to kick the ball all the time, and not just for punts and kickoffs.
This little thing was sent to me by a longtime lady friend back in Seffrica. (Just to elucidate, “Visagie’ is a common Afrikaans name.)
It’s for my long-suffering Lady Readers, who are woefully neglected on this back porch when it comes to eye candy:
For my Gentleman [sic] Readers: these are the kind of guys (and their families) who are being welcomed as refugees into the U.S. by the Trump Administration. Once they qualify to vote, I don’t think they’ll be voting for the socialists anytime soon.
Which is why the Commies are screaming so loudly, even though their actual numbers are small.