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Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
Dept. Of Righteous Shootings
So this alleged goblin throws an LP gas cylinder through a window, climbs into the house and starts ripping off his clothes.
And is probably surprised when the homeowner ends his impromptu little striptease with an alleged bullet (or two, details are sketchy as always).
News Roundup
Clearly run by Lefties, of course, because chicken is beef if that’s how it identifies itself.
But never mind that…
...well, everybody in W. Yurp, anyway:
…all the fault of Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©, of course.
From the pages of Backlash News:
...but no floggings? WTF
In the War Against Terror:
...and about fucking time, too.
In 
:
...as the perv said to Jack the Ripper: keep on cutting.
In 
...keep on truckin’, guys. Gooder and harder.
In International Crime News:
...see, and I always thought that recreational racism was White kids challenging some homies to a water polo match.
From the Dept. of Education:
...once again, “alleged” despite the evidence of texts and hotel bills.
...ah yes, the old “porn for pets” excuse.
And on with some awful 
And on our journey down 
:
...oh yeah, baby:
And in other colors:
Compared to Our Nadiya, the news is total shit.
Monday Funnies
And a modern classic:
And on with the usual manner o’ things:
And speaking of work:
And if that’s what’s waiting for you at work, what the hell are you still doing here?
Caption Competition #411
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News Roundup
Ahhhh the good old days… but wait!
...wait: “on record” = only 40 years? Lessee, on the geological time scale, that’s ummmm… unnoticeable.
...note: “if“.
From the FAFO Files (with embedded link for each):
…and then: 
…
In Third World News:
...just wait till they get the bill for us providing them with Western civilization. And speaking of uncivilized:
...turns out the Chinese-owned companies in Africa just pay up to get their employees back; so expect more stories like this. A lot more.
In 
:
...we’re gonna need a bigger chopper.
From the Medical Files (Gummint Division):
...eh, he was just the anesthetist; what could possibly go wrong?
In Entertainment News:
...yeah, I think you might be just a little late to the party here, buddy.
How about some Education News:
Former substitute teacher pleads guilty to child sexual assault
...what is the matter with these women?
And from the Legal Eagles Department:
...okay, who are you and what have you done with Alan Dershowitz?
In the department of Not One Rat’s Ass Given:
...on the gloomy side, this means that over one in five Americans actually do care about this non-event.
...I’m so glad you asked this; it’s a perfect setup for more 
...now they tell me.
And strolling down 
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...well, we haven’t seen Our Mandy in a while, so:
And in earlier times:
So much for the news.