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Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
News Roundup
Frankly, I kinda prefer the days when most women were tranq’d up and calmer. Still:
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From the Dept. Of Education:
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...keyword: Wales. Frankly, I don’t see the fuss — no kids involved, just some chick who likes doing sex things with a chance of being caught in the act.
And speaking of sex things:
...lock up your fathers.
...FFS, Hermione: get a grip.
From the High Crimes & Misdemeanors Files:
...which it is. And on the topic of theft:
...if the LA cops aren’t going to charge goblins for theft, then citizens will just mete out their own justice.
...that’s a little ironic, seeing as it’s the Fibbies who are most likely to be doing the hacking.
And in Business News:
...Xerox could not be reached for comment.
...let me see… oh, none anywhere near Plano. Thanks for nothing, assholes.
In the very bowels of INSIGNIFICA:
...next shocker: men wank watching PornHub.
Finally, in Fashion News:
...not too surprising; a lot of men like meat on their bones. It’s only the homo fashion designers with little-boy fetishes who prefer them skeletal.
And that’s all the news that’s fat to print.
Monday Funnies
And things can only get worse from there…
And in the same vein:
Likewise:
I know, I know: “But Kim, where’s the boobies at?”
So climb into your car, and get to work.
3 Worst Food Names For A Daughter
Inspired by this headline:
…I herewith offer my choices for the three worst-such girls’ names, in no specific order:
- Biltong
- Sausage
- Faggot (for my U.S. Readers)
…and the vegetarian alternatives:
- Turnip
- Cabbage
- Seaweed.
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News Roundup
So let’s start with womyns…
...I prefer the Roger Sterling take:
...thus showing more commonsense than the average politician blaming the guns.
...because they’re idiots. See next item:
...I think all PETA members should be forced to house the rats in their own homes.
From the Lawn Awder Files:
...busy little boy, huh?
...and:
...ah yes, “teens”. Shorter, and easier to spell than “gangs of Black hooligans”.
And speaking of Black hooligans, Over There this time:
...first, they came for the guns. Then, the machetes. And then:
...and after this… screwdrivers? hammers? potato peelers?
...that “gender equity” thing is a bitch, innit?
In “World” News:
...okay; how about “enemy”?
From Dept. of Global Cooling Climate Warming Change:
...what? Solar power not working for Finland, then? And:
...that’s page 272 in Das Kapital.
...”give”? Fuck off, Fattie. If your fat ass overflows, buy your fat ass its own seat.
...annnnnnd:
And for more INSIGNIFICA:
...you could start by minding your own fucking business [sic].
And speaking of sexual activity:
...I know, I know:
...and a few more:
Hey… summer’s coming, right?
Caption Competition #277
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