The above is actually a personal endorsement. I had lunch there on one pf my road trips a while ago, and the food was outstanding. Can’t remember where it was, though: just outside one of those redneck speedways in the South (Bristol? Martinsville? Darlington? whatever).
...next: suing cutlery makers for making knives so easy to stab with.
...so that’s why they’re not going to build any more nuke power stations, then?
...sounds presidential. As opposed to:
...seems like the hurricane hit the wrong part of Florida.
...in which we play the “Guess The Race” game once again.
From the Department of Education:
...keyword: Canada.
In the battle of Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©:
...keyword: again, Canada.
...keyword: Australia (lol you thought I was going to say “Canada” again, dint ya?)
...it didn’t really matter who had deckchair rearrangement duty on the Titanic, either.
...even more shocking: she wasn’t their schoolteacher.
...if only he hadn’t picked the farmer’s favorite.
And talking about cow-shaggers and dead-horse floggers:
…
...for three days a year.
...I’m just amazed they had the staff left over to do some actual policing, what with all the parent harassment, Internet snooping and crazed gunman avoidance.
And in (guaranteed link-free) INSIGNIFICA:
…dunno why she was worried: she’s always had far better tits than the skinny and bulemic Lady Di.
...which kinda says it all, really.
...key word: Manchester.
