When you hear news like this, you just know it’s going to have a happy ending:
“10-4 units responding to the burglary in progress, 22nd Avenue caller now advising it was a black male wearing a white shirt armed with a firearm. The caller now advises she has shot that male; he is currently laying on the ground.”
Ignoring the grammar — it’s “lying”, not “laying” — the rest of the story appears to be that a choirboy broke into an Alabama woman’s house armed with a gun, only to discover that said Heroine was likewise armed and quite prepared to defend herself. Which she did, to his detriment.
Of course, the choirboy was just some innocent kid — not.
Morgan County Coroner Jeff Chunn identified the male as 46-year-old Narado Brinkley, and WZDX said his criminal past includes drug and burglary convictions.
State records show Brinkley served time for offenses, including first-degree robbery, third-degree burglary, possession of a pistol by a convicted felon, and distribution of a controlled substance, WZDX noted.
His records also indicate multiple probation violations, and he most recently served five months after a 2023 conviction on drug and burglary counts, WZDX added.
So maybe not some pore lil’ choirboy, but a total asshole not worthy of any sympathy whatsoever.
There should be some reward — I mean actual money — offered to people who end up ridding society of such scum. Feel free to disagree with me, but you’d be wrong.
