Classic Beauty: Geraldine Brooks

The best thing you can say about Geraldine Brooks is that she was better than almost every movie she ever played in.  She could hold her own against highly-strung co-starring divas as Joan Crawford and the volcanic Anna Magnani.  Starting at 18 in a starring role in the long-running Broadway play Follow The Girls, she did nearly half of the 288 performances.  Then she got hired by Hollywood to appear in movies, and in the best Hollywood tradition, she was totally undervalued. Only when she quit Hollywood to do Italian movies was she fully appreciated — and when those movies appeared in America, they were bowdlerized beyond recognition.

So… TV, from 1952 she settled for appearing on silly TV shows for another twenty-four years, her performances still always better than the shows themselves.

But enough of that.

Magical.

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Okay, I’m pretty sure we all remember the adorable “Lily” from the awful AT&T’s TV ads:

Well, then there’s her real-life persona, Milana Vayntrub:

All grown up, she has.


Yeah, I know that she’s reputedly a foul socialist, but that’s never stopped anyone from looking at Susan Sarandon’s boobs, has it?

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So you’re a halfway-decent-looking totty, but you’re about 6’6″ tall and have a problem finding men to date.  What to do, what to do?

Put on some 5″ heels so you’re 7′ tall, and take to OnlyFans, of course.

Yeah;  it’s Brazil, baby.

Classic Beauty: Jean Harlow

Considering that Jean Harlow died at age 26, her impact on cinema was enormous.  And honestly, I can kinda see why:

She absolutely oozed sex appeal — for the time, as much or more than Marilyn Monroe did some twenty years later — and certainly never posed nude, either.  It is said, with some justification, that she never wore underwear of any kind.  Jimmy Stewart later claimed that she kissed so beautifully that when doing a kissing scene with her, he deliberately flubbed the action so that they had to do several takes.  And as for Clark Gable… they did several movies together, and I’m pretty sure he wasn’t doing much acting, either.

Talk about setting the screen on fire…

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In the world of professional snooker (“WTF Kim?”)  there are few better sights to see than Scottish referee Michaela Tabb:

Sadly, the TV cameras spend most of their time looking at the non-essential stuff like the players and the table layout instead of Michaela, but sometimes they do slip up:

And if that last pic got you looking, here are a few non-referee-type pics:

By the way, she’s nudging 60 — but this is one granny who could make a few bucks on OnlyFans, you betcha.