Running With Jodie

Many if not most of my Readers will be unfamiliar with the impossibly-lanky Jodie Kidd.  Here’s a brief summary of her curriculum vitae  (because she’s a Brit):

  • one of the first supermodels (along with Kate Moss and her ilk)
  • equestrienne (actually a polo player)
  • race car driver — divided between three U.S. Gumball Rallies, as many European Gumballs, four Mille Miglia races, and a driver (and two-time winner) in the Italian Maserati Trofeo races.
  • Now?  She owns a delightful little pub in Sussex just down the road from Goodwood, and
  • interviews interesting people on her own channel.

After the modeling thing ended, she got into car racing first with the Gumballs, and then as a guest on the late-lamented Top Gear, where she was briefly the fastest driver in the Reasonably-Priced Car segment.

After you’ve watched that little episode (note her joyful little dance when learning that she’d beaten everyone (including Clarkson), take a look at her now, on the excellent Cars & Money EeeeewwwChooob channel.

And finally, on her own channel (Kidd in a Sweet Shop), watch her drive quite possibly the greatest sports car ever made, the Alfa Romeo Tipo 33 — or rather, a reincarnation thereof.  (Story is in the video, but it ends with her saying, “I’m just going to keep driving until they tell me to stop.” )

After that, I defy y’all not to watch more of her shows on the Sweet Shop channel — I did, a lot.

It’s also impossible not to fall in love with her, a little — she loves cars as much or more than anyone on the planet — and it’s a great way to spend a weekend.

No need to thank me;  it’s all part of the service.

Things I’m Going To Miss

….following my decision to stop posting tottypics:

Kelly Brook

And her feelings about herself:

“I love my facials, massage, I have a little Botox because I frown a lot. I do do things, but when it comes to my body, I’m really precious about my body.

“I love my body, I absolutely love my body. I did a marathon this year.

“My body has got me through so many things, and I just love my curves, my husband loves my curves.

“I just think it’s unfortunate that women feel the need to change who they are.”

(This may become an ongoing feature…)

G.O.A.T. GILF

Happy 60th Birthday, Salma!!!!!

“How about some swimsuit pics, Kim?”

[sigh]  If I must…

And now, sadly, it’s time to wave goodbye:

Right back atcha, kid.


Afterthought:  I think you could make several hundred men out of all the body parts we would sacrifice to spend just one night with her.  Minus one essential body part, of course.  Nobody’s going to get rid of that one when Salma’s in the room.