Dept. of Righteous Shootings

Kinda skimpy on details, but:

An alleged robber is hospitalized in Houston, Texas, after being shot in the face Wednesday by an armed citizen.

If we’re going to get all legal and stuff, I think it should read “An alleged robber is hospitalized in Houston, Texas, after being shot in the face Wednesday with an alleged bullet.”

I’m just surprised that the choirboy survived, which is why we need to know stuff like what chambering was used, where in the face was he shot, etc.

We citizens need to know all this, so that we can make adjustments for the next time we are confronted by an alleged armed robber who pulls out an alleged gun and asks us nicely to hand over our possessions.

But in the meantime, for Our Hero:

Overload

With all the bollocks surrounding the miracle electric cars and how they’re going to Save The Planet, etc., anyone with half a brain knows that a.) electric cars need lots of juice to run and b.) the current electricity grid — in any country — would not be able to handle the surge in demand should a country (foolishly) decide to abolish gasoline-powered cars by x date (sooner rather than later).

So how would government handle the problem?  Step forward the BritGov, with a wonderful idea:

Charging points for electric cars will be preset to turn off for nine hours a day amid fears they could cause blackouts with the government pushing the switch from diesel and petrol.
From May, every new charger will automatically not function at ‘peak times’ to ease the pressure on the national grid.
There is also set to be a ‘randomised delay’ of up to 30 minutes if there is high demand from motorists.

Yeah, that’s going to get just everyone to dump their Jaguars for Priuses, won’t it?

Fucking morons.

Monday Funnies

Yeah, Mondays…

So on we go, trying to make sense of it all:

And a corollary thought:

Finally:

And on a similar topic, here’s some black-and-white goodness (old days version):

 

 

Compare and contrast… or rather, don’t.  It’ll just depress you.

Winning Combination

Longtime Readers will know that among my many passions in life (guns, beautiful women etc.) are two things especially:  cars and fine art, especially paintings.

The latter two may seem a little at odds with each other, but there you go:  each of the two inspires wonder in me.

If you follow my reasoning, and you should, then let me introduce you all to some of the works of artist Alan Fearnley:

   

One may think that Fearnley specializes in older cars;  but one would be wrong:

One might also think that Fearnley specializes in classic pastoral themes, but again one would be wrong:

   

And finally, Fearnley doesn’t just do cars:

 

I have over a dozen of his pics saved as laptop wallpapers.  Here’s one:

Longtime Readers will not be surprised at this choice.

All the above, and many more, can be found here.  No need to thank me, it’s all part of the service.