So let’s take that licking and keep on ticking, with the help of a little laughter.
Hold that thought:
Now stop feeling jealous of that baby, and get the hell off to work.
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Still More Difficult Choices
You have been given a free day to drive the Virginia International Raceway (long track). For those unfamiliar, here it is (click to embiggen):
You have been given a whole Fall day to drive a half-dozen cars of your choice, from the list below, from dawn till dusk (about 7.30pm) around this 3.5-mile track, and you’ll have the place all to yourself. The weather forecast is for clear and sunny skies, with perhaps a brief shower at midday, clearing after about an hour. Temperatures will be in the mid-50s (11C to15C, for those of the Celsius persuasion).
You will be limited to up to twenty (20) laps for each car; three warm-up laps (no faster than 50mph) to get the oil temperatures up and for familiarization, and the rest at whatever speed you wish. Individual lap times can be kept for comparative purposes.
Mechanical service will be available at any time (so assume no breakdowns), and fresh tires will be provided as needed.
The cars from which you must make your choices are from the following list, and *note well* you may pick only one car from each group:
Group A (“Roaring 20s”)
Car #1: 2009 Wiesmann GT MF5 Roadster (go here if you’re unfamiliar)
Car #2: 2015 Maserati GT:
Car #3: 2015 Corvette Z06
Car #4: 2015 Ferrari California T
Everyone made their (one) choice? then on to
Group B (“Naughty Nineties”)
Car #1: 1995 BMW 840i
Car #2: 1995 Honda/Acura NSX
Car #3: 1995 Ford Mustang SVT Cobra R
Car #4: 1995 Aston Martin DB7
Now for the next choice, from
Group C (“Aching Eighties”)
Car #1: 1985 Lotus Esprit Turbo
Car #2: 1985 De Tomaso Pantera GT5-S
Car #3: 1987 Buick Grand National GNX
Car #4: 1985 Lancia Delta S4 Group B
Next, it’s time for
Group D (“Savage Seventies”)
Car #1: 1975 Jensen Interceptor III
Car #2: 1975 Ferrari 365 Berlinetta Boxer
Car #3: 1975 BMW 3.0 CSL (E9)
Car #4: 1978 Ford Mustang Cobra
All done? Move on to
Group E (“Sexy Sixties”)
Car #1: 1965 Alfa Romeo TZ2 Zagato
Car #2: 1967 Bizzarrini P538
Car #3: 1961 Ferrari 250 GTI Lusso
Car #4: 1967 Iso Grifo 350 GL
And your final choice comes from
Group F (“Fabulous Fifties”)
Car #1: 1955 Ford T-bird
Car #2: 1955 Maserati 450 S
Car #3: 1956 Porsche 356 A
Car #4: 1955 Fiat 8V Zagato
There you have it: six cars from six different decades.
Enjoy the drive.
Bypassing The Left
As GoFuckYourself (typo?) has suspended the Freedom Convoy’s fundraiser , I thought I’d point you all to a different funding source: GiveSendGo, who have raised over a million in the past day or so for this most excellent cause.
If you can spare a few $$, head over there and donate.
Of course, the added site traffic is massive, and to add to the problems, Lefty bots have been active with DDOS attacks (the fuckers), but just persevere and you’ll get through, as I did.
Judaism, Explained By Diet
This is not for my Tribe Readers — they know all this stuff — it’s for all the Gentiles (goyim ) like me. By the way, the Jewish diet would always be a prime reason why I could never convert — that, and the little snip! thing.
News Roundup
News delivered with the maximum snark.
…and in what format, I wonder?
…oh, THAT kind of “meeting”. Figures.
…oh Ah don’t thank so, Scooter. Try this:
…LMAO. Prolly Russians or White supremacists throwing all that money at them.
…LOL rock, meet hard place; or, when faced with the consequences of stupid policy, change the terminology.
…big of them. Totalitarian assholes.
…to match the one Georgetown already has for their faculty, no doubt.
…the Bradford cops having solved ALL other terrible crimes in their area.
…which will probably be as effective as all his other initiatives. Can you spell “FAIL“, children?
And now comes the time for INSIGNIFICA:
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And here’s someone few men would get a second job to escape from, under the same circumstances:
*may have been edited for space reasons
Quiz
See how current y’all are. Answers below the fold.
1. This photo is of:
a.) a Moscow street prostitute
b.) Bette Midler’s Halloween costume
c.) Madonna
d.) trannie rapper Elvine J (formerly Alvin Johnson).
2. This photo is of:
a.) some random chick
b.) Katie Holmes
c.) Adriana Lima
d.) Kelly Brook after (yet another) crash diet
3. Who said this: “Saving babies from abortion is patriarchy”?
a.) Bette Midler
b.) AOC
c.) Gloria Steinem
d.) Kathy Griffin
e.) some foul Planned Parenthood harpie
4. One of these women was NOT raped by Harvey Weinstein
a.) it’s a trick question; Weinstein raped all four
b.) Pic #1
c.) Pic #2
d.) Pic #3
e.) Pic #4
5. Which much-loved classic car is going to be relaunched with an electric engine?
a). VW Beetle
b.) Austin Mini-Cooper
c.) Fiat 500
d.) Lotus Seven
Last question:
6. Which beloved fiction hero has NOT been replaced by a female persona?
a.) Robin Hood
b.) Doctor Who
c.) Dr. Watson (from Sherlock Holmes)
d.) Dalton (Patrick Swayze’s lead character in Roadhouse )
e.) “M” (James Bond’s boss in the 007 series)