
I dunno… maybe this?


I dunno… maybe this?

Some with missing links, to preserve my Readers’ sanity.

…what the hell: Iran, Syria, Russia, China and Libya are already in that poxy organization, so what’s one more set of scumbags? And in that vein:

…I’ve often had the same urge, only I wouldn’t be pointing the gun at myself.
And speaking of idiots pointing guns:

…yeah, the old “the gun went off all by itself” excuse. Uh huh.
However:
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…how about “fucking awesome”? “Not enough” would get my vote, though.
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…prolly the same percentage who supported Hitler’s Anschluss back in the 1930s.
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…pot calling kettle; come in, kettle.
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…stick to talking about the economy, Jimbo; you’ve been living in NYFC for too long.
And a feel-good story, for a change:

…and it still wouldn’t start on the first couple attempts.

…or, to restate the thing: men who use e-cigs are twice as likely to use Viagra. Isn’t modern life wonderful?
And now, INSIGNIFICA:

…happens all the time.
Here are a few sofas with babes, and some theme music while you’re looking:
Kate Walsh
Helena Bonham Carter
Some Italian chick
Mariska Hargitay 
Lisa Edelstein

Claire Goose
Olivia Munn
Penny Lancaster
Sophie Ellis-Bextor
Not sure “Oh, baby!” is the proper thing to say, but if any of them is ever offered on Craigslist…

Your suggestions in Comments.
I present to you all this little epistle of idiocy, with only one comment:
You’ll hate it because we liberals tend to pride ourselves on caring about evidence, science, and accuracy. Being factually right, or at least grounded in reality, is something we value, something meaningful to our self-concept.
Such as your support for the climate change nonsense and gun control (to name but two)?
Emotion over facts — I love the fact that the author is supporting its adoption by the Left now, when it’s been their overriding principle for a hundred years.
Talking about spiders, there’s this new discovery:
The arachnid measures over 8 centimeters from foot to foot and has dark hair. The most impressive feature of the “megaspider” might be its fangs. The spider wields fangs that measure almost an inch long, and they reportedly have the ability to pierce a person’s fingernail.
Key word: Australia.
Some asswipe college president said this, when his whales wealthy alumni hit back at his university’s woke agenda:
“We’re living in an environment where people on both sides, right and left, are engaged in a culture war and they want to use universities,” he said. “I don’t find that beneficial to our mission and I’m not interested in being a participant in it.”
Whereupon Insty’s Bob Shipley responded to this bullshit with our quote of the day:
“Universities have been waging a one-way culture war on free speech, due process, and other fundamental rights (along with many other things) for decades. They don’t get to pretend they’re not part of it when the other side finally starts firing back.”
And there are a couple links at Insty’s for other alumni of similar mind to join in the fight.