This is not for my Tribe Readers — they know all this stuff — it’s for all the Gentiles (goyim ) like me. By the way, the Jewish diet would always be a prime reason why I could never convert — that, and the little snip! thing.
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News delivered with the maximum snark.
…and in what format, I wonder?
…oh, THAT kind of “meeting”. Figures.
…oh Ah don’t thank so, Scooter. Try this:
…LMAO. Prolly Russians or White supremacists throwing all that money at them.
…LOL rock, meet hard place; or, when faced with the consequences of stupid policy, change the terminology.
…big of them. Totalitarian assholes.
…to match the one Georgetown already has for their faculty, no doubt.
…the Bradford cops having solved ALL other terrible crimes in their area.
…which will probably be as effective as all his other initiatives. Can you spell “FAIL“, children?
And now comes the time for INSIGNIFICA:
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And here’s someone few men would get a second job to escape from, under the same circumstances:
*may have been edited for space reasons
Quiz
See how current y’all are. Answers below the fold.
1. This photo is of:
a.) a Moscow street prostitute
b.) Bette Midler’s Halloween costume
c.) Madonna
d.) trannie rapper Elvine J (formerly Alvin Johnson).
2. This photo is of:
a.) some random chick
b.) Katie Holmes
c.) Adriana Lima
d.) Kelly Brook after (yet another) crash diet
3. Who said this: “Saving babies from abortion is patriarchy”?
a.) Bette Midler
b.) AOC
c.) Gloria Steinem
d.) Kathy Griffin
e.) some foul Planned Parenthood harpie
4. One of these women was NOT raped by Harvey Weinstein
a.) it’s a trick question; Weinstein raped all four
b.) Pic #1
c.) Pic #2
d.) Pic #3
e.) Pic #4
5. Which much-loved classic car is going to be relaunched with an electric engine?
a). VW Beetle
b.) Austin Mini-Cooper
c.) Fiat 500
d.) Lotus Seven
Last question:
6. Which beloved fiction hero has NOT been replaced by a female persona?
a.) Robin Hood
b.) Doctor Who
c.) Dr. Watson (from Sherlock Holmes)
d.) Dalton (Patrick Swayze’s lead character in Roadhouse )
e.) “M” (James Bond’s boss in the 007 series)
Favorite Meals
What would you choose to eat if you had only one choice of meal, every day for the rest of your life?
This was the thought created by David Beckham revealing that ever since he’s known her, his pointy wife Posh (Victoria) has only ever eaten grilled fish and steamed vegetables. (Which in turn prompted some other people to share their choices.)
Now for me, this would be something from the seven circles of Hell, because I have so many dishes that I love — having to pick only one would be torture.
I do know that I generally eat only one thing for breakfast every day — grilled boerewors, a boiled egg and a small handful of cheese curds or a bowl of yogurt — and so far, I’ve yet to get sick of it. But as the only thing? No.
So let’s stipulate that whatever you choose as your lifetime meal option, it’s only ONE meal of the day: breakfast, lunch, dinner whatever.
My list of favorite dinner choices are as follows, in no specific order:
Lamb Vindaloo curry with rice and peas
Spaghetti “Bolognese” (meat sauce, to Murkins)
Steak & Mushroom Pie (as made by New Wife) and thick-cut chips
Hungarian Goulash (as made in Vienna/Budapest) on rice
Fish & Chips (cod only, as made in Britishland)
Texas OR Memphis BBQ Brisket and my version of coleslaw*
Chicken Toastie (grilled chicken chunks + only mayo toasted sandwich)
(Okay, I know it looks kinda bland, but it tastes great)
If someone said I had to eat only these seven meals (i.e. one per day) for the rest of my life, I’d probably survive…
And what would your seven daily meals be?
* Kim’s Coleslaw: angel-hair shredded cabbage, chopped cherry tomatoes, chopped Peppadew, all mixed in with Marzetti’s Cole Slaw Dressing.
No need to thank me; it’s all part of the service.
Caption Competition #215
Put your suggestions you-know-where.
Train Smash Catastrophe!
Aintree set to BAN photographers from taking pictures of badly-dressed women at Grand National meeting
But… but… but where are we going to get pics of Train Smash Women, when their best source will be denied us?
Saith the sniffy killjoy boss of the event:
John Baker, managing director of the racecourse, hoped the ban would put an end to what he claimed was unfair coverage of customers getting drunk or flashing too much flesh at the event.
He said: ‘We want to overwhelm the negativity, to push the positivity to the front.
Here’s some frontal positivity for you:
And:
‘Our event is full of character, it’s fun, and that’s generated by the personality of the Liverpool people.’
Ah, yes… that Scouser personality:
More:
He warned that any photographer taking unflattering pictures would lose their accreditation.
‘We have to absolutely protect that because it’s at the core of what we are, and we have a responsibility to our customers to project the correct image.
‘We have talked about trying to monitor those photographers, so if we see any element clearly looking for a negative shot and we can identify that, we will take their accreditation off them and we’ll kick them off the site.
‘That’s not easily manageable, but that’s what we’ll endeavour to do.’
Twerp.
My feelings exactly.