…to Louis C.K. for winning a Grammy and sticking it to all the woketards who canceled him a couple years back.
Mind you, his competition was not exactly top-drawer: Kevin Hart, Chelsea Handler, and Lavell Crawford — whoever that is.
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As Always, Behind The Times
In my normal bottom-feed from the UK Daily Mail comes this item:
A couple from Redcar in Yorkshire are four months pregnant with their second child after using a sperm guide.
Shows you what I know; I always thought a “sperm guide” was a classy term for a penis.
And then there’s this little snippet:
An Estonian women claims to be able to orgasm without any physical stimulation through the use of tantric yoga techniques and has taken a blood hormone test to prove it.
I’d never even heard of “tantric yoga” before (or if I did, I ignored it as some useless foreign shit).
Anyway, I’m starting to revise my opinion of my late mother, whose morals would have pleased Jesus, but who was also… a yoga teacher. No wonder she was always in such a relaxed mood.
What Bullshit
Apparently, every ailment now means you have caught the ‘Rona:
Body aches, a runny nose and diarrhoea are among the nine new signs of Covid that have been added to the NHS symptom list.
The health service quietly expanded its list of all the tell-tale signs of the virus to also include a loss of appetite, feeling or being sick and a headache.
So now basically Covid has become the trawling net for all sickness, ergo the means whereby we could be isolated, locked down or similarly oppressed for having a cold, the flu, an upset stomach or being hung over.
Seeing The Light
I see that BritPM Boris Johnson has decided to try and save Britain from future electricity shortages by opening seven new nuclear reactor plants.
And better yet, this is happening against rising resistance towards the unreliable, inefficient and costly wind farms.
I’m hoping out next Republican president adopts the same action here, even though it would take decades to implement because of all the stupid regulations the things have to get past in order to get made — and I would also hope that a Republican Congress would work to get rid of most of said regulations.
I also want Tinkerbell to sprinkle magic dust on my lottery tickets, but that discussion can wait for another time.
Oh Yeah, Baby
Guess who’s running for Congress?
I had hoped she’d run against Murkowski for the Senate, but the House will do.
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And here we go:
…now who could possibly have seen that coming?
…uh huh Fauci, I’m prepared, all right. Been exercising my middle finger for weeks already.
…likelihood of any prosecutions for this crime: 0.
…key word: Australia.
When you get this:
…don’t be surprised when you get this:
And in local news:
…California legislature is set to ban rocket launchers, again.
From the Watermelons:
…dream on, assholes.
…what could possibly go wrong?
And INSIGNIFICA:
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Yep, that’s Kelly Brook… and her breast munchies.