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...which would have been doubleplusungood, had they actually done that (unlike what the lying headline insinuates).
...and not even one of those scawwy Cold Steel Assault Hatchets, either.
...keyword: Australia [duh]
...keyword: Austr- …wait: Minnesota?
...and in other Hollywood producer news...
...a common fear among those with no actual talent.
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...them Pennsylvania farmboys take “Yo’ Mama” insults badly.
...and it’s called “shagging”. Where would we be without scientists?
...taking no chances. Still trying to find the problem here, though...
...one’s only for hubby, and other is for her porn partners. I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.
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…and our Reader Quiz: Jennifer Aniston — one-night-stand OR long weekend?
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