Northern Invasion

Not content with sending us Neil Young and Jim Carrey, the Canuckis are now poisoning our air as well:

New York City topped the list of the world’s worst air pollution for parts of Tuesday as harmful smoke wafted south from more than a hundred wildfires burning in Quebec.

Smoke from Canada’s fires has periodically engulfed the Northeast and Mid-Atlantic for more than a week, raising concerns over the harms of persistent poor air quality.

My suggestion would be to use CanuckPM Justin Castro Trudeau to beat out the flames, but no doubt this solution may upset some people.

I have no doubt too that the reasons for all these wildfires are similar to those of California’s runaway blazes, i.e. stupid Green policies [redundancy alert].

But at least New Yorkers can now see what it’s really like to live in Beijing.

Update:  Oh, lookee here.


  1. Let’s solve this issue:

    Use helicopters with buckets to pick up all of the water from the dam that “flooded” in the Ukraine and use that water to put out the Canadian BBQ.

    On second thought, fuck em both. Dirty commies.

  2. Something doesnt add up with this Canadian impression of California. We have had forest fires around here that have never caused this much haze and stink. Yesterday I cut the lawn and it was awful out.

    I like the solution of using Trudeau to put out the fire. It’s well worth a try. I’m sure his supporters can be used as well

  3. I note that Celine Dion is conspicuously absent from your roster of irritating Cunucks. It’s clear Your Heart Will Go On, Kim. Don’t even try to deny it.

  4. Blast it Kim. when I saw ‘Oh Lookie Here’ I thought for sure that you had
    found video of the fire fighters using Trudeau to put out the fires !
    Oh well, maybe next time !
    And by the way, anyone know if the danger to health, caused by the
    fires / smoke will have any effect on how soon gas ranges can be outlawed ??
    We really need to get that done. People are dropping like flies in kitchens
    all over the country !! /soff

  5. From the press-release:
    * “…raising concerns over the harms of persistent poor…”
    I think journalism is spiraling downward into raw sewage… ‘raising concerns over the harms’ to the sewage.
    I am just about heading to Galt’s Gulch.
    And ‘yes’, I got out of bed on the wrong side for the last half-century… I just hide it well with my sunny f*****g disposition.

  6. I think it’s time to close the Northern Border to legal immigrants/tourists from Canuckistan.
    But , we can still admit the illegals, they seem to have their heads on straight – a feature that is glaringly absent in the normal population up there.

  7. I know it makes me sound old and crotchety to say this, but i can remember when we used to make our own bad air right here in America.

  8. the smoke and haze from Canada are metric so they clearly don’t belong here and should be disposed of immediately or sooner

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