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News Roundup — Special Glueball Jihate Edition

Bad News, Muzzies


...[insert circumcision joke here]

And now in the “No Man Should” Department:


...with all the enthusiasm the Biden Administration has showed in protecting our borders… okie-dokie.


...and nobody is surprised.

Internationally:


...because having solved all Seffrica’s current problems, he now wants to end all foreign investment in his shithole country.


...now use them.  Oh wait, I forgot:  Macron.


...♫ ♪  old times there am not forgotten  ♪ ♫ ♪...

Back Home:


...wait, I’m getting confused.  Does he mean that Angry Parents© are going to jihad now?

In the Unintentional Hilarity / Irony Department:


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and:


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...wait;  aren’t those the hospitals whose basements house the Hamas rocket factories and arsenals?


...excellent... BUT WAIT!


…you lost me at “captured Hamas terrorist”.


...alive or dead, she’ll still vote Democrat in the next election.  And speaking of liberal New Yorkers:


...guess there were a few MSNBC viewers who were also Jewish? [/snark]

And:


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And in the special Jihad Comic Section:


...who she?  Well… some Lebanese chick who went into porn:

 

Hmmm… not sure that’s a disincentive to jihad, but whatever.

But as my Tribe friends all say:

Street Justice

Crime, Good Stuff

Whenever a young girl is raped or otherwise molested by some asshole, I always ask:  “Where are her brothers?  Her cousins?  Her uncles?”

Well, in Swedishland (of all places), the answer is:  “Present”.

A Swedish girl of 16 has been accused of luring a taxi driver into a secluded forest and killing him in revenge for allegedly raping her when she was 14. 

She and her four brothers, aged between 16 and 18, are on trial accused of murdering the 26-year-old man.

The four brothers deny all charges against them, but the girl admitted that she lured him to the secluded area, thinking he would be beaten up. 

The girl allegedly texted the taxi driver, who has not been named, asking him to meet her with a bottle of vodka in a car park near the Hjälstaviken nature reserve in southeast Sweden in March.

After the pair met, the four brothers allegedly then strangled the man and hanged him with a noose made up of rope that they brought with them.

Sounds terrible, huh?  Consider this, though:

Prosecutors in Sweden’s Uppsala District Court said that the main motive for the alleged murder was revenge, as the girl had made a report about the driver allegedly raping her in February last year which was not followed up on.

The brothers reportedly told several of their friends that they would be killing a rapist, and later told them that they had done so. 

And the fuzz?

Andreas Pallinder, head of investigations at the Uppsala police, admitted that his force should’ve taken the rape report seriously.

No shit, Inspector Lestrade.  If you had, the late asshole rapist would still be alive and in jail.

Instead, the wrong people will now most likely be the ones behind bars.

As we all know:  when law enforcement doesn’t enforce the law, there’s always the possibility that the people will take over.  As they did in this case.

In Praise Of The Unknown Actress – Tami Erin

Classic Beauty, Gratuitous Chick Pics

I never saw the U.S. version of Pippi Longstocking in the late 1980s, so I missed Tami Erin in the role:

Of course, she was a teeny back then, but she did grow up, oh yes she did:

…and more mature:

Now, like so many of them, young Tami seems to have lost her acting career (because age, whatever) and gone over to The Dark Side OnlyFans — no I don’t have access — and this seems to be the kind of thing she does now:

It’s a long way from Pippi, but there it is.

Grand Tour

Drive Time, Travels

As I mentioned in last week’s post about winning a lottery, there would be travel.  Lots of travel.  And I have to say, this one would feature towards the top of the list.

By the way, you’ll want to hit the above link, because (unusually) the article contains some of the most beautiful travel pics I’ve ever seen.

My route would differ only slightly:

…in that I’d leave off Switzerland –great scenery, but horrible people and fanatically-enforced speed limits — and take a trip instead up the Rhône Valley via Nice.

I’ve been to a couple of the places mentioned, and I’d be very happy to see them again (take a bow, Heidelberg and Innsbruck).  The others (Bruges, Liège, etc.) are all on Ye Olde Bucquette Lyste anyway, but I’d add Como (north of Milan) because reasons.

As for which car I’d take?  My current heartthrob, the BMW Z8 (4.9-liter V8 engine generating about 400hp, you betcha):

Nice and reliable, with looks that rival its spiritual predecessor, the 1958 BMW 507.

Or if shipping it over is too much hassle, I’d just buy something Over There that’s modern and boring but equally reliable, like a Mercedes SL:

A fortnight that trip is supposed to take?  Try four weeks, or even longer.

News Roundup

Bad News

And speaking of freaks:


...hate to break it to you, Bub, but she doesn’t owe you anything.


...and I agree.  Most kids nowadays, when thinking about Michelangelo, think of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and not the Sistine Chapel.

From the Department of Medical Fearfulness:


...still not killing people though, is it?  That’s because it’s like a mild flu, so stop with the panicky headlines already.


...ooh, Insty’s being all sarky again.


...looking at the article, I can see about six reasons to fire her other than popping a White Claw at the wheel.

From the annals of Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©:


...he needs to go off the deep end with a large concrete weight tied to his fucking ankles.


...but if you’re picturing blood and scattered body parts, I’m sorry to disappoint you.


...oops, busted.  Although the engines on their buggies should have been a clue.


...keyword:  American.


...still trying to figure out the actual crime, here.

But there’s always INSIGNIFICA:

 

  ..hur hur.

And speaking of meat feasts, here’s one for sore eyes:

...here’s the pic, but it’s kinda disappointing: 

…so here’s the real thing, also in the color purple:

Aaaaaand… that’s the news.