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5 Worst Rich People Problems
Ranked in ascending order of frightfulness:
- All your polo ponies get colic on the day before the club championship
- Your Bentley mechanic is away on vacation right when the Mulsanne needs a service
- Left the gold Breitling on the yacht; are forced to wear the oh-so-common steel Rolex to the White House dinner instead
- Your company’s stock drops 2%, causing your net worth to plunge to a paltry $5 billion
And the absolute worst problem any rich man could have:
- You’re married to Wendi Deng.
Further woeful suggestions in Comments.
Calling All Gluttons
Looks like the Morrisons supermarket chain is going to be a breakfast destination for any of you visiting Britishland in the future:
(You may want to take a companion, as that’s a single serving. And it costs just under $7.)
And they call American portions excessive…
Quote Of The Day
From Mandy Baldwin at Country Squire Magazine :
“Talking of sex, ladies, if you don’t like what’s being dished up, try varying the menu, instead of betraying private foibles to anyone who’ll listen. How would you like your bits being the subject of gossip? He’s not a rapist just because you’ve gone off him. If he makes your flesh crawl in a bad way, you don’t make a feminist statement by hanging around. Leave, make your own life, let him make his.
“After all, one woman’s mouldy chipolata is another woman’s prime beef-steak, and chances are, he’s equally miserable: not everyone enjoys being shackled to someone who pulls a face like a bull-dog chewing a wasp at the merest hint of a Morning Glory.”
That’s some priceless imagery, right there.
Shocked — Shocked!
“So I joined a site where women sell their bodies to wealthy men, and to my utter horror, most of the men regard the women as little better than prostitutes!”
That wasn’t the actual headline for this stupid woman’s story, of course; this was:
I tried a sugar-baby dating site, and you wouldn’t believe my stories
I’d believe all of them, except for the one where you met a wealthy, handsome man and didn’t sleep with him on your first date.
Fucking hell. If the doomed inhabitants of Sodom and Gomorrah could come back to today’s New York, they’d be the most conservative people in Manhattan.
And as for Miss Sugar:
Quote Of The Day
From The Diplomad:
So to sum it up for the [R]esistance: The anti-semite Trump is the best friend Israel has ever had. The racist Trump has instituted policies that have produced the lowest unemployment figures in decades for black and hispanic Americans. The woman-hating Trump had a woman running his campaign (no, not Mrs. Putin), has a woman as Ambassador at the UN, another as the head of DHS, another as head of Education, yet another as White House spokesman, and now has made a woman the head of the CIA. The oligarch Trump has instituted tax and other policies that are putting more money into more ordinary people’s pockets than has happened in many years.
All just like Hitler did…