This may quite possibly be the funniest “old fart” cartoon ever written.
…and you can find this guy’s funny stuff over here. Just hit the “Random” button to get more.
No need to thank me, it’s all part of the service.
Category: Funny Stuff
News Roundup
1) Half of Germany sees Islam as a threat — the other half is Muslim.
2) POTUS tells Congressional Commies to fuck off back to Shitholia — ’bout time. There’s apparently some confusion about this: what he meant was that AOC should first try running Brooklyn in the way she wants to run the U.S.; ditto that Black chick for Boston, the Arab from Detroit, and the Black chick from Somalia / Minneapolis [some overlap]. Apparently, however, most Republicans understood his message perfectly.
3) Chuckie thinks that slavery reparations are a good idea — of course he does, the slimy little Commie fuck. Ever since Black Jesus left the White House, the Socialists have been scrambling to keep dem darkies on the plantation, and this seems to be the best they can do. (They can’t promise Black people actual jobs, of course — Trump’s already reduced Black unemployment.)
4) Congress under threat of attack — the cops want to increase security because Trump’s rhetoric may inflame sentiment against the Commie Congressmen. Where was all this concern when Bernie Bros and Pantifa threatened Republicans, e.g. Steve Scalise?
News Roundup
1) Woman dies when she falls onto an eco-friendly metal drinking straw which impales her in the eye — you would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh at this story. Or at this one:
2) Bankers are fired and get all sobby — that’s what happens when you don’t call in enough loans and fail to toss your quota of poor people out onto the street.
3) Irish man, 19, ‘is raped by two men in Magaluf after being kicked out of a brothel for having no money’ — I have no idea what the problem is, here: he was looking for some sex, wasn’t he?
4) Gay group wearing ‘lesbians are women’ t-shirts are removed by police from the National Theatre bar after a transgender staff member was offended by their views — I’m trying to think how it’s possible to fit more annoying shit into a single headline, but I can’t — unless Michelle Obama was the trannie.
5) Clinton confidante Epstein charged with arranging child prostitutes for friends — will be murdered or “commit suicide” in 3… 2… 1…
6) African leaders launched a continental free-trade zone on Sunday that if successful would unite 1.3 billion people, create a $3.4 trillion economic bloc and usher in a new era of development — it’s gonna fail. Africa wins again.
7) Older female rhinos are sent in to help young male get horny — redefines the meaning of “cougar”, dunnit? (I’m trying to visualize “older female rhinos” and “sex”, but all I can think of is Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters. Sorry.)
Olde Phartss
Here’s a fun game: show your age in 5 words or so, as demonstrated here, e.g.:
- I had a Blockbuster membership
- AOL and Dial-up
- VHS was still a thing
Please. My KIDS remember those.
Here’s mine: “Queuing to buy Hard Day’s Night.”
Beat THAT, in Comments. And no making up stuff, either. “I remember Calvin Coolidge” won’t work.
Sports Update
Someone wrote and asked me why I haven’t celebrated Team USA winning the Women’s Football World Cup recently. Okay, here it is:
There ya go. (I think I got those rainbow colors right…)
Update: Okay, Alex Morgan isn’t a lesbian:
The Revolution Eats Itself
…as evidenced by the headline for this article, discussing a little hissy-fit at the big Fag Fest LGBTOSTFU celebration in NYFC:
Tensions between trans women and gay men boil over at Stonewall anniversary
Lipstick at fifteen paces, ladies gurrls semi-femmes, whatever.
The scene at New York City’s Stonewall Inn on Saturday, as reported by multiple witnesses on social media, showed how long-simmering tensions between transgender women of color and white gay men have boiled over during the celebration of World Pride and the 50th anniversary of the Stonewall uprising.
As for me:
