Funny Stuff – Page 124 – Splendid Isolation

Sports Note

June 25, 2020 Kim du Toit Funny Stuff

As we speak, the Austrian F1 Grand Prix is only about ten days away. Yup, a starting ceremony dedicated to giving a blowjob to BLM, followed by the usual 95-minute parade lap. I can hardly wait.

That said, I think the Russian GP is going to be even more boring:

Insty puts it best: “People only buy Russian when they can’t afford the good stuff.”

Monday Funnies

June 22, 2020 Kim du Toit Funny Stuff

So it’s Monday… and already the wheels are coming off.

Off with the wheels, and on with the levity. Today, we’re gonna hate on women:

Here, too:

With skills like that, a career in the NYPD awaits her… oh, wait.

And to prove it, here are a few women who aren’t so bad… at least to look at.

Hell To Pay

June 17, 2020 Kim du Toit Elections, Freaks & Loonies, Hippie Filth, Marxists

Seen as part of this article:

“The real question is not whether Trump will leave office in the event that he loses, but whether Democrats will accept the result if he wins.”

Hell, they didn’t accept his election in 2016, so expect the Loony Hysteria Switch to be pushed from 10 to 15.

It may involve mass rioting — worse than at present — and overt rebellion. Clean yer guns and make sure of your ammo stocks: this could get interesting.

Simple Explanation

June 17, 2020 Kim du Toit BaconLettuceMayo, Crime, Freaks & Loonies, Hippie Filth

Many tears have been shed (tears of laughter, but nemmind) over this report:

Pro-Black Lives Matter mayor calls attack on her house “domestic terrorism”
Olympia Mayor Cheryl Selby has been a loud supporter of Black Lives Matter, and the related protests following the death of George Floyd at the hands of the Minneapolis police department—but she has since changed her tune after her home was vandalized by protesters.
Selby referred to the vandalism as an act of “domestic terrorism” following a siege of her house.
Selby, who was among the first Democratic leaders to take a knee for the protest movement, says she had difficulty processing the violence after rioters struck her neighborhood on Friday.

Try not to burst out laughing or choke on your morning’s Bloody Mary when you read the whole sorry tale.

I can explain it simply for Herronner.

Despite your possessing ladyparts, to the public at large (and especially to the BLM / Pantifas), you are The Man. Da Mayor(ess). The Head Cheese. The Establishment. Of course they’re going to target you, despite all your kowtowing [sic] and prostration.
You didn’t have any kind of property protection in the form of security guards or [shudder] off-duty policemen to protect your property, despite the fact that you’re a high-profile target (see 1. above). Whether this was because you hate the police / don’t think you should need them / think your house is protected by its dome of Magic Pixie Dust is all irrelevant. Mobs prefer marshmallow houses to fortresses.
All the public prostration actually made it more likely that you were going to be a target, and the fact that you are probably anti-gun personally made you even more vulnerable. (Ask yourself this, Cheryl: have you read any reports of similar acts of “domestic terrorism” being inflicted on, say, former TexGov Rick Perry’s house? No? Perhaps it’s because these “social justice warriors” know that Perry would use his eeeevil AR-15 assault rifle (that nobody needs) to turn their worthless bodies into colanders should they try. Maybe you should take a leaf from his book. Just sayin’.)
The expression “When it’s a matter of seconds, the police are only minutes away” is not just a clever-dick mantra of Deplorable Gun Owners; it’s a fact of life. And should you go along with the other Commiesymp (i.e. Democrat) big-city mayors and decide to “defund” your Olympia P.D., those minutes will turn to hours, and what happened to you is going to get worse. And to your neighbors, not that you would care about those peasants.

You stupid bitch. Enjoy reaping the whirlwind from the winds you so blithely sowed.

Replacement

June 16, 2020 Kim du Toit Feminazis, Freaks & Loonies, Hippie Filth

I see that the Usual Suspects are demanding the removal of all those Rebel hero statues in Tennessee. But where it gets funny is that they’re talking about replacing them with “real” Tennessee heroes — or in this case, a heroine: Dolly Parton.

Now, I have to say, the idea has a certain appeal. I mean… Dolly?

[sigh]

The problem, of course, is that dues-paying members of the Insane Clown Posse are also the feminazis, to whom a statue featuring Dolly’s ummm assets would be yet another victory for the Eeevil Drooling Patriarchy or some such bullshit. Which means that Dolly’s “approved” statue would be more likely to look something like this:

…for a twofer, in that the Extremist Muslim Asshole Mob would also be appeased by the covering up of The Whore Parton’s body. Ugh.

I think I’ll just post another pic or three of Dolly, just to make us all feel better.

Yeah, the hell with that old Klansman, Nathan Bedford Forrest; in fact while we’re about it, let’s dynamite that stupid Statue Of Liberty, and put up a Statue Of Dolly, using that last pic as a model. Because if that pose doesn’t say “Welcome!”, nothing does.