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Category: Friday Feature
5 Worst Things To Do At A Funeral
In ascending order of ghastliness:
- substitute the soundtrack from Oh! Calcutta! for the traditional funeral music
- French-kiss the widow / grab the widower’s cock
- invent a whole bunch of salacious but fictitious stories about the late when delivering the eulogy (e.g. “Fred always said that sex with a woman was okay, but not as good as the real thing”)
- take group photos, as at a wedding, only with people standing around the open coffin
- start a “throw the wreath” ceremony, and have Granny catch it.
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Caption Competition #149
The pre-election special:
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Friday Night Movies
Watch Jeremy Clarkson’s show about the Victoria Cross: where it comes from, how it’s made and who makes them, and who deserved to win them.
The sting will come in the tail.
Then watch the sorta-sequel, of the greatest raid of all.
We are not worthy of men such as these.
5 Worst New Broadway Shows
In ascending order of foulness:
- The Vagina Monologues: Rosie O’Donnell
- Oh! Calcutta! revival, starring Mazy Hirono and Adam Schiff
- Jeffrey’s Suicide
- Broken Dream: The Hillary Clinton Story
- Harvey Weinstein: The Musical
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Caption Competition #148
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