Before Bardot, French cinema audiences had to put up with Martine Carol, the poor things. How they must have suffered…










Color, you ask? Okay, just a couple:


Magnifique, non?
Before Bardot, French cinema audiences had to put up with Martine Carol, the poor things. How they must have suffered…










Color, you ask? Okay, just a couple:


Magnifique, non?
Finally, an academic study that keeps us abreast of things:
Scientists have uncovered why women’s breasts are so large compared to other animals.
You all know what’s coming next, right?











Color, you say? Oh, why not…





And finally, a couple of more recent vintage:


I know, I know: it’s been a shamefully long time since we saw la bella Sophia on this here back porch of mine. I apologize for this egregious omission.
…and oh yeah, about that scientific reason why wimmen’s breasteses are so gloriously abundant:
According to a team from the University of Oulu, Finland, breasts may have evolved to help newborns. Human breasts sit at an elevated temperature, protecting a newborn from hypothermia. What’s more, the size and shape of the breast allows for broad contact surface – enhancing the heat transfer from mother to child.
And I always thought it was to help keep men excited and wanting to procreate. Silly me.
Now that all the Olympics hoopla has subsided, let’s look back at Dutch skating hottie Jutta Leerdam:










Someone else said it best:
“I don’t think any actress in English-speaking cinema of this era had such a variety of love interests as Sylvia Syms. It helped that she was beautiful, of course… that she could act: it’s hard to think of a bad Sylvia Syms performance – sometimes she was miscast, but never bad. She always brought a level of intelligence to her roles along with a sense of fun. And she was highly adept playing “smouldering hot lava of emotion and sensuality under an outwardly straight-laced and sensible facade” that made her – and this is meant with nothing but the greatest respect to the recently departed – sexy as hell.”
So:









See what he meant?






We’ve seen young Maisie Smith on these pages before (first as a teenager totty, in fact). Nowadays, of course, she’s middle-aged (Leonardo-standard) at age 24. But let’s start off with last week’s theme of her and Mum:

And just her, back in the carefree teen years:

Now, she’s all growed-up somewhat:




But she’s still quite delicious:

(that was taken in Finland, hence the hat and gloves w/bikini)

Still toothsome.