Carpers Gotta Carp

Apparently, some twerps are getting their knickers in a knot about hottie superstar Shania Twain’s latest concert outfits.  I report, you decide (whether these idiots should just FOAD, or else be flogged to within an inch of their lives beforehand):

No prizes for guessing where I stand on the “Act your age” admonitions from the tight-asses.

And speaking of tight asses, I think that our girl looks wonderful — pretty much always has — and even more so at age 60.  Breathes there a man alive…?

Classic Beauty: Gia Scala

Italian name, played a Greek woman in The Guns Of Navarone… all very exotic except that Gia was actually born in Liverpool, to a Sicilian father and Irish mother, with the family name of Scoglio.  But nobody really cares what she was called, because:

And in the Navarone movie, where she’s exposed [sic] as a traitor:

Speaking of exposure:

It didn’t end well for our girl;  she was a victim of Teh Booze And Drogges, and she died of an overdose thereof at age 38.

What a waste.

Random Totty

Good grief, y’all:  at this rate, the Intarwebz is going to run out of MILF pics soon, thanks to your frequent beseechings / requests / threats.  Oh well. let’s go down [sic]  fighting…

I’m somewhat out of practice at this business, of course, but to my old eyes there may be a hell of a lot of good times promised in them portraits.