Go on, disagree with me, I dare ya:
Some earlier ones of the happy couple:
They’re pretty much always seen together (togethora?), which is unsurprising really, from his perspective.
Category: Beauty
Monday Funnies
What… you thought you’d escape the Monday Funnies just because it’s Christmas Day?
Well, you have. But here are a few XXXmas totties just to brighten your day and take away the sting of finding coal in your cock sock.
And if you think that’s bad, see what Chris Muir dun.
Classic Beauty: Shelley Fabares
I’d never seen Shelley Fabares before the excellent Coach TV show, but… phew.
Oh yeah, she did some earlier stuff, back in the 1960s:
Oh wait… did someone say “Elvis movies”?
But when all’s said and done, it’s the face…
Just… exquisite.
3 Worst Women
Here are the three worst kinds of women to be romantically involved with, in no specific order:
- College professors. They are used to being treated like gods in the classroom, and they expect you to do the same. Or they’re fucking headcases who teach one of the “___ Studies” courses.
- HR career women. Fortunately, these things are generally unspeakably ugly and your chances of getting involved with one of them are slim, unless you’re a masochist in which case you deserve everything you get.
- Comedians (we used to call them “comediennes”, but now that’s apparently taboo). If you want every detail — emotional, sexual, whatever — of your private life to become just another part of her act, date one of these grunts*.
*except for Irish comedienne Aisling Bea, who is totally hot and could say anything about me she wanted, as long as I could do unspeakable things to her young Irish body when she’s not on stage.
Phwoarrrrr…
TOGETHER?
We interrupt this day’s normal posting fare of guns, political invective and cars etc. to bring you some broken news:
Salma and Penelope in a movie together?
Yes, you got that right:
I was too excited to read the movie’s name, but come on, that happens sometimes.
I feel faint…
