Longtime Readers will no doubt be aware of my fondness of statuesque / zaftig / full-figured women, so this discovery should come as no surprise to anybody.
Anyone heard of Rachel Bloom before? Neither had I.
Yummy. Also fairly intelligent, apparently.
You know you might just be getting old when: you see a mother-daughter pic, and you get the hots for the mother.
In this little exercise of traveling along a couple of scenic U.S. roads accompanied by a beautiful woman, my choice was super-easy:
Are you kidding me? A gorgeous freckled redhead and a 60s-era Ferrari? Who were the others, again?
Many moons back, I set up a scenario wherein you were going to drive around Italy with a beautiful woman, in a beautiful car. (For those of shorter memory, or who missed it, here’s the premise.)
So here’s another one, closer to home. The route I’ve chosen looks like this: east-west along U.S. Highway 50, then a cut south before Cinci and Lexington (because ugh), then westward eastward along U.S. Route 70 to the Atlantic. Starting point is Winchester VA (red dot #1) and the finishing point is wherever Dot #2 is, on the coast.
I’ve done the U.S. 50 bit myself before, and it’s beautiful. I’ve done a little bit of U.S. 70 (from Nashville to Charlotte), and it’s also lovely. The road is twisty, the atmosphere romantic, and the scenery beautiful — from open fields to forested mountain passes.
The whole trip should take about 5-6 days, about 7 nights — because this isn’t a race.
So here are the choices (and remember, no switching around; the choices are as set down), and the women are as pictured, not how they would look today. And yes, assume a little romance along the way.
Choice #1: 1965 AC Cobra and Dita Von Teese
Choice #2: 1965 Shelby Mustang and Kelly Brook
Choice #3: 1956 T-bird and Lynda Carter 
Choice #4: 1961 E-type and Liz Hurley:
Choice #5: 1959 Mercedes 190 SL and Laura Linney 
Choice #6: 1965 Ferrari 275 GTB-4 Spider and Amy Adams
Your choice in Comments; I’ll tell you mine tomorrow.
Here’s Episode 1 (which explains the background to this silliness), and this is the second such:
Ekin-Su Culculoglu
Olympia Valance
Addison Rae
Tallia Storm
And our Oldie-But-Still-Goodie:
Stephanie Seymour
More later, as the opportunity arises [sic].
Apparently, yesterday was International Orgasm Day or something equally stupid.
Needless to say, I missed it, just as I’ve missed so many of its namesakes.
Nowadays, of course, I’m more likely to have a Supreme Moment by looking at pictures of things like this: 
…or this:
…rather than this:
In truth, though, what would really get the old juices running would be… ummmm… how can I put this delicately, or in a manner which wouldn’t cause the fuzz to show up at my door…
A deep pit full of dead Socialists?
Something like that.