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Try to contain your excitement, because it’s time for our OLYMPIC SPECIAL !!!!


the irony of singing “Imagine there’s no countries” [sic] at a gathering which is the most nationalistic event in the world (outside actual warfare)…

And speaking of bad taste:


what’s to apologize for?  I haven’t laughed so much since Nancy Pelosi caught her tits in the swing door at the Four Seasons.  (In Comments, feel free to add your own mocking national symbols.)


lowest TV ratings in living memory.  And:


that’s LesboSoccer, which nobody watches anyway, but they lost to the LadyFrogs, which somehow makes it worse.  And:


probably because they actually are ugly.  And speaking of ugly:


…and a nation mourns:

Of course, there are the usual killjoys:


prolly because Butbul (excellent name, btw) was gonna kick his Muzzie ass anyway.


if this goes on, the Izzies are going to medal in every event, just by default.


…good thing there wasn’t a Jew in the pool, or Ahmed would have watched the final on TV.

And speaking of people who haven’t always liked Jews:


which makes no sense, in that the only people who actually watch Olympic gymnastics are women and homos anyway.


thus giving us even less reason to watch the Olympics.

And the wokeness continues, e.g. the Norwegian women’s beach volleyball team is wearing shorts instead of bikinis.


…and they used to look so nice:

Fortunately, our girls continue to show good form:

And to round things off:


wait, it gets hot in Japan?


and guess what else they lied about:


sounds like an all-round success to me Not that anyone cares.

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Ohnoherewegoagainwithmorenewsthatdoesn’tmatter…


ehhh, they all look the same anyway.


yet another benefit of all that asylum-granting to Third World refugees.


even among animals, there’s Black-on-White violence?


did AOC just get a quid pro quo from that BJ she gave the old Commie?  I think we should be told.  And on that topic, sorta:


Ol’ Snoop was probably referring to rum ‘n Coke, but whatever.


the funeral for Irony will be held tomorrow.


errr I’m a little confused.  Is that him or her being quoted?


which will no doubt be added to the “you’re more likely to be shot by someone you know” trope.


and in other news, the Japs bombed Pearl Harbor yesterday morning.

Biden Just Said He Wants to Ban Handguns
file under “Stuff we’ve known about for decades”.

And now it’s time for INSIGNIFICA:

    
probably because she’s sick of getting drunken requests for blowjobs at 3am every morning.

Finally:

Well, I know who the first two are.  But Claire Sweeney?  Who she?

Oh yeah, now I remember.  But those were taken when she was a youngin.  She’s fifty now, so…

Okay, still toothsome.  Carry on.

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…which is even more trivial and stupid than usual.


which makes me wonder:  considering that pretty much the only people in Hollywood not socialist are James Woods, Kelsey Grammer, Adam Corolla and Nick Searcy, which one has gone over to the Dark Side?


and considering that the Mafia, Black Hand and MS-13 are not active in Sweden, who could these gangs be?  Swedish right-wing militants?  Disaffected Swedish film students?  Oh, wait


yup, the riots against the Communist Cuban government have all been caused by something Trump did.  FFS, this chick is stupidly evil.


[insert Polack joke here]  Or maybe it’s because Polish adding machines only go up to five?


and yet, feminists still want to serve in combat because they’re strong enough.


personally, I can’t see why they aren’t issued with Tasers On the other hand, there are those unruly passengers who insist on three sugars for their coffee… best not.

And some INSIGNIFICA:

 
and we need to know all this… why?


actually, it sounds as though it’s more likely because you’re self-centered, boring and unpleasant.


wait:  you mean that the much-beloved BritGov fucked up a simple clerical task?


and I think that the muggers should be extradited to Oman to face trial for murder.

Finally:

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It was all too much.  I tried like hell to suppress it, but the urge was too great.


oooh I bet that pissed off the old Commie bitch, even though he didn’t mean it (see below).


well, duh.  They’re anti-Communist, and he isn’t.


…sees no reason to ban travel from such a large continent:


which means it’s doomed.


probably because we already did.


even though he blocked the Keystone XL pipeline, which will help them do just that.


I just want to hear President Braindead explain the technology, without notes.

And now, some vintage pics of Jill Biden at the beach…

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Thoughts On Mandelaland Part 2

Another perspective on Seffrica:

Many of you outside of South Africa are wondering what is really going on. So here is a very simple outline. The thing is obviously far more complex and nuanced than can be set out in a brief note but this will give you some picture of what is really happening.

Following the 1994 democratic elections in South Africa, South Africa did really well economically until about 2008. That was also the year that Jacob Zuma was elected president of the ANC. At that point in time, some of us had a sense of disquiet already. But little did any of us understand then the extent of the corruption and weakening of government institutions that would follow. We have no clear idea of the extent of what was stolen during the Jacob Zuma years, other than that it is a stupendous sum of money which this country certainly cannot afford. Eventually however the internal tide within the ANC started to slowly turn against Jacob Zuma. On 18 December 2017 Cyril Ramaphosa was elected as the president of the ANC (and also subsequently became the president of South Africa). But it was a very narrow margin of victory.

The thing about Cyril Ramaphosa is that he is fundamentally a principled man. And certainly, determined to clean up the history of corruption we have seen since 2008. Various steps have been taken by him and the ANC under his guidance to give effect to this. One of the things that was done was to establish a commission chaired by Raymond Zondo, who is the Deputy Chief Justice of South Africa. The purpose of this commission was to investigate the corruption issues and to expose them to the light of day.

Jacob Zuma was required to appear in front of the commission. He effectively refused to do so. He was ordered by the Constitutional Court to do so. He defied the order of the Constitutional Court. The Constitutional Court in turn ordered his imprisonment for a period of 15 months for contempt of court. This, whatever you call it, is fundamentally the rule of law in action.

Initially there was resistance to imprisonment by Jacob Zuma and his supporters. A week ago, however Jacob Zuma submitted himself to imprisonment. And then all hell broke loose.

What you need to understand is that Jacob Zuma has his powerbase in KwaZulu Natal, where the riots have been at their worst. This is also, as the name will tell you, the home territory of the Zulu nation. And Jacob Zuma is a prominent figure in the Zulu nation. Within the Jacob Zuma camp, individuals set about instigating the so-called protests, riots and looting that you have seen in the media. To a significant extent they leveraged the problems of poverty and inequality in South Africa to achieve their ends. Very often in this country we have areas where many very poor people are resident adjacent to commercial complexes. This was an ideal combination to exploit. In addition to that there are the existing fissures along race lines that exist in our society which were also available to leverage. Audio files doing the rounds encouraged people to attack and destroy what are perceived to be white and white owned businesses. In the end though, many black businesspeople also suffered considerable losses.

The gameplan was to create a situation which would force the hand of the current government. Ideally, it would result in an overreaction by the security forces, with the result that many of the poor and vulnerable would be killed (which is what happened at Marikana a few years back). If that occurred, it would likely force the resignation or removal of Cyril Ramaphosa as president. Meaning the Jacob Zuma camp would have achieved their objective. This is one reason why the security forces have been so careful not to use excessive force in dealing with the riots and the looters.

While there is still a lot of instability in KwaZulu Natal and certain pockets in Gauteng, what is now starting to emerge quite clearly is that the gambit by the Jacob Zuma camp has failed. South African society of all walks has turned its face against this insurrection. In effect, an attempted coup has failed.

South Africans are a strange nation in many ways. They argue and fight amongst themselves but when pushed to the edge, they always pull together for the common good. This has happened again and again over the decades.

This has been perhaps a necessary test of our democracy and of the rule of law. Make no mistake but that South Africa has many very real challenges. But South Africa will pass through this and will put the locust years behind it.”
— Clem Sunter (a scenario planner and strategist whose influential ideas in the 1980s resulted in apartheid South Africa opting for the High Road of political settlement, rather than the Low Road of confrontation and civil war)

I’d like to think that will happen, but it won’t.

Traffic jam of looters’ cars and vans as they try to leave the looted store parking lot:

When the looters exhaust all the food and goods they stole, and try to go back for more, they’re going to find this:

Downtown Pietermaritzburg (provincial capital):

Of course, it’s all fun and games until you have to throw a baby out of a burning building:

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News so graphic, it should be a comic book.  And it is.


most governments and teachers’ unions equate homeschooling with child abuse anyway.


climate change is no doubt causing the Moon to wobble too.


I’d love to see “Mayor” Buttplug’s supporting argument for this drivel.


hate to break it to you, Sparky, but we’re way past the “beginning” phase.


I think Mayor Lightweight should offer her services to Johannesburg, where 11 is the hourly count.


they got the idea from footage of New Orleans during Hurricane Katrina.


key word:  California, where no legal precedent concerning guns is safe — including the Constitution.


and just when you thought California was the Perv Capital of the world, the French up their game to remind us who’s boss.

And now it’s time for INSIGNIFICA:

 

…and lest anyone is not familiar with the last topic:

   

 

My initial take is that not too many people are going to notice the difference.