Category: Bad News

Horrible, unpleasant stuff

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After yesterday’s rather bleak Roundup, today’s is 100% INSIGNIFICA.


…FFS, weren’t the endless fairy movies enough for the Tolkien groupies?


…key word:  Brazil, where the legal age of consent is 14.


…given the circumstances, I’m surprised it isn’t more common.


…left a note?  After eight days of fucking bagpipes, I’d be getting stabby and shooty.


…my question:  did the kids have to be informed of the vile parents’ porno trip?


…oh FFS, lock up your sons.  No man should.


…or, the caffeine/sugar equivalent of two Classic Cokes.  No big deal.

And some gratuitous pics of Duncan’s house Nigora:

 
…yeah, I know.  But she’s a Slav, so it’s not rayciss.

Oh, and one last piece of good news:


…that karma thing…

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Our special FUCK THE COVID/GOVERNMENT feature.  First off:


…which is what we should have been doing all along.  Instead:


…good question, Tuck.


…so much for me visiting New Orleans over Labor Day, then.  And speaking of parties:


…you’re all thinking what I’m thinking, right?  500 fatal WuFlu fatalities in a week’s time?


…I know, NYFC.  Still…it could be worse, like in Australia.


…and speaking of terror:


…if you don’t get an instant RCOB when reading this, I don’t wanna talk to you no more.

And the Scots can’t be left behind:


…there’s no tyrant can compete with a bitter lesbian.

Anyway, I’ve been told that I shouldn’t yell at the fucking government about the WuFlu crap all the time, so here’s a public service announcement (ahem):

Okay, that’s enough WuFlu.  Let’s just look at some day-to-day government bastardy:


…Fatboi signs yet another unenforceable law.

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…brace yourself for another RCOB… and I don’t even like alpacas.


…one can only imagine…

And finally:


…either the Belarus gummint did it, or he had some dirt on the Clintons.

No Gratuitous Chick Pics today, I’m in a bad mood.

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All the news that makes you want to kill something, or somebody.


…except for the guy below:


…stroking after stroking, in other words.


…I don’t want to sound unsympathetic, but it serves him right.  A pensioner’s job is to putter around the workshop or garden, grumble with his buddies at the diner or shooting range, and play with his grandchildren — not that cycling over mountains bullshit.


…Giggsy is a well-known Grade A deluxe asshole, but I still wanna hear his side of the story — because there have been times in my life, I swear…


…like Socialists, who keep doing the same dumb shit for generations even though it always fails.


…as long as “very high walls” are included in the architects’ plans.  (To guard against all those White supremacist groups in D.C., of course.)


…okay, quit that derisive laughter, willya?


…cool.  Enjoy the coming apocalypse, y’all.


…fake news, never happened — because private ownership of handguns is illegal in Britishland.


…some guy pulls a Mungo and it’s all about the protest violence.


…LOL.  The irony?  This supposedly happened in snooty University Park and Highland Park (a.k.a. “Park Cities”), which have voted reliably Democrat since, well, forever.

Time for another dump of pics that are just taking up space on my hard drive [sic].  This time it’s someone named Nicola McLean:

So much for the news.

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Try to contain your excitement, because it’s time for our OLYMPIC SPECIAL !!!!


…the irony of singing “Imagine there’s no countries” [sic] at a gathering which is the most nationalistic event in the world (outside actual warfare)…

And speaking of bad taste:


…what’s to apologize for?  I haven’t laughed so much since Nancy Pelosi caught her tits in the swing door at the Four Seasons.  (In Comments, feel free to add your own mocking national symbols.)


…lowest TV ratings in living memory.  And:


…that’s LesboSoccer, which nobody watches anyway, but they lost to the LadyFrogs, which somehow makes it worse.  And:


…probably because they actually are ugly.  And speaking of ugly:


…and a nation mourns:

Of course, there are the usual killjoys:


…prolly because Butbul (excellent name, btw) was gonna kick his Muzzie ass anyway.


…if this goes on, the Izzies are going to medal in every event, just by default.


…good thing there wasn’t a Jew in the pool, or Ahmed would have watched the final on TV.

And speaking of people who haven’t always liked Jews:


…which makes no sense, in that the only people who actually watch Olympic gymnastics are women and homos anyway.


…thus giving us even less reason to watch the Olympics.

And the wokeness continues, e.g. the Norwegian women’s beach volleyball team is wearing shorts instead of bikinis.


…and they used to look so nice:

Fortunately, our girls continue to show good form:

And to round things off:


…wait, it gets hot in Japan?


…and guess what else they lied about:


…sounds like an all-round success to me.  Not that anyone cares.

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Ohnoherewegoagainwithmorenewsthatdoesn’tmatter…


…ehhh, they all look the same anyway.


…yet another benefit of all that asylum-granting to Third World refugees.


…even among animals, there’s Black-on-White violence?


…did AOC just get a quid pro quo from that BJ she gave the old Commie?  I think we should be told.  And on that topic, sorta:


…Ol’ Snoop was probably referring to rum ‘n Coke, but whatever.


…the funeral for Irony will be held tomorrow.


…errr I’m a little confused.  Is that him or her being quoted?


…which will no doubt be added to the “you’re more likely to be shot by someone you know” trope.


…and in other news, the Japs bombed Pearl Harbor yesterday morning.

Biden Just Said He Wants to Ban Handguns
…file under “Stuff we’ve known about for decades”.

And now it’s time for INSIGNIFICA:

    
…probably because she’s sick of getting drunken requests for blowjobs at 3am every morning.

Finally:

Well, I know who the first two are.  But Claire Sweeney?  Who she?

Oh yeah, now I remember.  But those were taken when she was a youngin.  She’s fifty now, so…

Okay, still toothsome.  Carry on.