Just In Passing

I know that the London Daily Mail is an awful publication.  If you want to read reports that one of the Kardashians has changed the color of her nail polish or how some barely-known “celebrity” is experiencing post-divorce trauma, then the DM is the paper for you.

So why do I read it?  Because unlike the conservative newspapers Over Here, it isn’t all politics, all the time — which is almost as boring as another article wherein Amanda Holden gets to show off her skinny (“toned”) body yet again.  I like me a little diversion of the salacious kind, but only as an occasional counterweight to all the earnest political crap.

Every so often, however, the DM surprises me with coverage that is not only relevant, but excellent — and often, their reportage on events Over Here arrives earlier than that from US newspapers, which makes no sense at all.

However, just the other day I noticed something interesting.  There was a blizzard of coverage in conservative US outlets about what I referred to the other day as “flaggism“, so I went over to the Daily Mail to see what their take was on the situation.  I mean, thousands of people all over Britain protesting the migrant hotels, Union- and St. George’s flags being hung on lamp posts and painted on the roads:  this is news absolutely worth covering and talking about, because it’s a really important issue in British life at the moment.  So what did the DM say about it all?

Nothing.  On the day in question, there was not a single article devoted to the topic.  Nor was there one in the Sun, and in the august Times of London?  Not one either, but there were two on Taylor Swift’s engagement.  Even the conservative (by UK standards) Telegraph had only one report on the unrest, and that was an analysis of how a single town‘s unrest may cause an election party switch at some point in the future.

One would almost think there was a conspiracy… but then again, I’m not too surprised. The British population (and its mainstream media), it seems, would rather gorge themselves on the details of Taylor Swift’s engagement or the Beckham family’s feud than concern themselves with an issue that is of vital national consequence.

Morons, the lot of them.

News Roundup

And you’re going to need a few dry ones, after reading this roundup.  Or maybe champagne might be a better idea, in some cases.  But first:


...AND it’s rising in Sagittarius!  [/fucking bullshit]

In Business News:

Target Tanks
...couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of woke assholes.

And in MAGA News:


...you know, it’s not nice to tease us like this.


...I for one mourn the end of Afrikaans in the system.  [/sarc]


...cheaper than machine-gun towers and landmines, anyway.


...wake me when the Oklahoma number reaches 500,000.


...wait, wait:  Alligator Alcatraz, Deportation Depot, Speedway Slammer, Camp East Montana (in Texas!)… pretty soon we’re going to need a scorecard, fellas.

 
...Dominion are going to need all the money they can get because:


...and while he’s there, he’ll toss out all the machines in favor of paper ballots.

In Crime News:


...yeah, fine;  but WTF is a “registered rifle”?


...not very ladylike, was he?

Some Entertainment News:



...
...although I would have expected the boy to have better taste.

And now, the ever-linkless 


...are you kidding me?  Susannah Hoffs used to be cute:

...but now, at 65, she’s just flat-out sexy:

Would.

And that’s it for the news of yore.

Never Mind That Yellow Snow

…watch out for the radioactive shrimp instead:

The Food and Drug Administration is warning U.S. consumers not to eat certain frozen shrimp products sold at Walmart over concerns they contain radioactive isotope Cesium-137.

In a press release Tuesday, the FDA said they were investigating reports of Cs-137 contamination in shipping containers and frozen shrimp being imported by Indonesian company BMS Foods after it was detected by customs officers at four US ports.

Now to be sure, this is being done in an excess of caution:  there’s no actual proof that WallyWorld sold any radioactive shrimp, and the levels are well below what the FDA considers as harmful.

But if you’ve got that big shrimp boil scheduled for the weekend family reunion and you bought the stuff from Sam’s Club or its cousin, you may want to consider replacing it from somewhere else.

#WoodstockBrownAcidWarning

News Roundup

Kebab soap?  For your mimsy?  Ah, the good old days… but for now?


...”could”.  Or not.


...will this finally force the UK to adopt this new thing called “air conditioning”?

Latest news from Commieland, Inc.:


...Stephen, you silly boy;  the reason the Missouri store failed was because it just wasn’t done properly.
#StandardCommieExcuseForFailure

More Commie bullshit:


...I just wonder what color the sun is on his planet.

And speaking of gun control:


...for those who don’t know, that would be: “soon-to-be-ex-Texas-Senator” John Cornyn.


...the Glock 21 never even made it the three blocks from the collection point to the cop shop.
#Chicago

From the Hearts Of Stone Department:


...trying to find a problem with this situation;  nope, sorry.


...bloke didn’t have access to Kim’s #1 Seagull Repellent, clearly.


...there was an “alleged” in there, but it’s all irrelevant now.  And quit that mocking laughter.

And from the Dept. of Health:


Speaking of death:


...if graves were still being dug by sextons rather than with Kubotas, I might agree.  But as it is:  that cemetery is a fucking chiseller.  


...wait:   Illinois did something right, for a change?
#Faint

From the files of the Department of Righteous Stabbings:


...that’ll teach him.
#FloridaMan

And we know what’s next in the roundup — 

 

And as we venture down :


...still the best surname in show business.  The rest ain’t bad either:

And of course, those dancer’s legs:

She’s the best thing to come out of Ukraine… well, ever.

News Roundup

And on to DaNooz:


...”While it is almost certainly impossible in reality” tells you all you need to know.


...California, Washington and Oregon most likely to be affected, huh?  Hmmm… maybe we shouldn’t be so quick to pooh-pooh it.


...big deal;  we already have them here in Texas, no nukes needed.


...oh, why not? They’ve already made me somewhat allergic to bioethicists — “allergic” in the sense that I want to shoot these particular ones in the face.


...someone remind me:  when was the last time Germans felt this way?  Oh, that’s right:  back in the 1930s and early -40s.

From the Golden Shower State:


...so we’ll give him a fair trial, and then hang him.  Oh, wait...
#California

From the Dept. of Education:


...nothing will happen to the teacher.
#Chicago #TeachersUnion

Our Mother Of The Year Award:


...and a pic of Mommie Dearest should explain it all:

In International Crime News:


...didn’t look under the sofa cushions, eh?

In Sports News:


...heheheh:  “dildo pandemic Oh, and a quick correction:  there’s only one “star” in the WNBA, and it wasn’t Caitlin Clark who was hit by the dildo.

And in Not-So-Entertaining News:


...should have ended about 18 years ago, when he stopped being funny.

And now, the ever-popular and ever-link-free 

 

  ...they’re gay?

And as we follow   over to the golf course:

Paige Spiranac’s skintight golf outfit makes fans beg ‘to play a round’ with her 
...here’s a video, and in case you’ve forgotten who we’re talking about:

So let’s take a hard drive out of the news.

News Roundup

Never mind all that “gold-digging whore” stuff…


...I’m just surprised they didn’t use AutoTune.

Time for some :


...bent ol’ Ursula over the desk, he did — and the EEEEWWWW knows it.


...not that this would be too difficult.


...wait: you mean we can go back to driving the cars and trucks we want, use toilets that flush properly, and not have to depend on solar power in midwinter?

Of course when we read the above good news, can Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© warnings be far behind?


...is there anything climate change can’t do?  (And before you rush to check, the report is total bullshit.)
#NoSurpriseThere


...next:  ban heating oil for furnaces, because New Yorkers deserve to fucking freeze to death for electing the same asshole politicians time after time after time.

And now,


...keep it going, guys.


And speaking of child molesters;  this from the Dept. Of Education:


...why would he need “pressure”?

#StupidKid

And in our Hearts Of Stone Dept.:


...yeah, well
#India

In Political News:


...that’s too bad, ’cause it could have pushed CA over the edge into complete ruin.  Even worse, this means she’s probably going to run for POTUS again.  [cue political laughter]:

Some Celebrity News:


...what’s left for Meg ‘n Ginger?  OnlyFans.  (You heard it here first.)

And yet again, some link-free 

Alesha Dixon reveals surprise career change as
she makes major move away from music
...oooh Britain’s got talent (and legs, especially legs), all right:

And on that note, it’s time to leg it outta here.