Aaaahhhh… Australians, keeping it classy as always.
In Everybody Panic! News:
...♫ ♪ ♫ won’t be fooled again ♪ ♫ [/Peter Townsend]
...published 96 hours ago. I report, you decide.
...the line of volunteers starts behind me, and quit that shoving, y’all.
Speaking of vermin:
...fuck me, y’all can’t even stop killing each other on your very own holiday.
In The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
...our Nigel may want to look to the rather elegant “Greek Solution”:
...too bad this approach wouldn’t work in the Rio Grande.
...the Strylians were never going to go for the”Greek Solution” — unless of course the Chinese migrants were unvaccinated.
...send him to Greece. By boat.
...dunno about you, but I’m not shocked at all. In some Kraut cities, it’s 100%.
In Political News:
...if by “many”, you mean “all”, Tommy: then yes, yes there is.
...you had me at “Anna Paulina Luna”:
And in the Corporate Bonehead Department:
...which means no more of this:
...or this:
...or even this:
...you stupid, stupid cunts.
And speaking of…
...of course she did. Just imagine if it were a man who’d done it: oh, the lamentations.
...of course it was. I wonder who pays this “expert’s” salary?
And in still more meaningless 
...welcome to a man’s world, sweetheart.
And as we saunter down 
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...one of the better examples thereof, I think:
And speaking of lying, that’s the end of the news.
... how dare you set such archaic rules for your barely-of-age daughter?
...fuck Hamilton, he’s going to Ferrari next year anyway.
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