Category: Bad News

It’s been a busy week for criminal assholes and law enforcement this past week, to be sure.

 
And:

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Now for some Terrorist Bastard News:

...fair trial, then a hanging.

...see above.

In International Terrorist Bastard News:

...of course, they’ll be released by teatime because the Kraut fuzz don’t want to be accused of “religious favoritism” or similar.

...all those Oz gun control laws worked so well, didn’t they?  So of course their answer is MOAR GUN CONTROL.

Then we have a Hero:

...but if he’d shot the bastard with his own gun, of course Our Hero would be the one charged with murder while the scumbag would be charged with causing a public disturbance.
#OzLaws

But:

...nothing’s going to come of this, because Australians have become a pussified nation since Covid-19 and the lockdowns.  At the first accusations of “racism”, they’ll just cringe and lick the chains that imprison them.  However:

...next:  OzGovt to ban sales of pigs’ heads.  You heard it here first.

On to Ordinary Crime News:

...Africa wins again.

...hundreds of CCTV cameras and strict gun control laws, all working together… not.
And the usual response (from a socialist politician in California — some redundancy):

...we do indeed.  Let’s start by taking a thousand-odd off the books, for starters, such as the interstate bans on concealed carry.

Some International MAGA (MASGA?) News:

...in my personal favorite Latin-American country.

And now…

And in our journey down :

...I know, I know, we’ve seen Kate Tracey before.  But:

Wait a minute:  is all that heart-healthy stuff true?  Well:

...I’d give it up, but that’s just what they want me to do.  Then again:

...never mind steak dinners:  let’s hear it for steak breakfasts.  With eggs fried in butter.  Instead of cereals.

Do it for your health.  No forever chemicals.

Time for the weekly

...gonna need even more if we’re ever to reach that “20 million deportations” goal.

…and ten guesses where he came from, and how he got in.  [#FuckJoeBiden]

...did they scoop up that rancid bitch Ilhan Omar as well?  No?  Damn.

Still in Minnesoduh:

...in which we play the old “Guess The Perp’s Race” game again.  And sadly, said victim was not Ilhan Omar.

Some :

...all together now:

In Terrorist Bastard News:

...wait:  he’s not a MAGA guy?  How disappointing… for the Left.

Let’s look at the Sex Offenders Registry:

...just a guess, but I’m suspecting that any other would-be rapists in that village may be thinking twice, now.

...even for the French, that might be a little extreme.

...nice to see that “Grab-A-Granny” is now a prison exercise option.

From the Dept. of Education:

...hell hath no fury like a teacher scorned.

...this is only newsworthy in that it was a male teacher doing the minor-bonking.  And still in Floriduh:

...so?  Can’t see the problem, here.

And for the ever-popular 

And in the third house on the right down  :

...have we gone Full Sydney yet?  Apparently not:

And that’s all the Sydney News for now.

So let’s start off with some calls for government bastardy.

...just what we needed:  more nanny regulations that don’t work.
#NobodySmokesAnymoreAfterScareLabels #YeahRight

And speaking of things that didn’t work:

...actually, you can substitute almost any word for “homelessness” (diplomacy, healthcare etc.) and it would still be true.

...fuck me, if they did that in Texas they’d go out of business in a week.

...I’m thinking that it may be time to start shooting the “protestors”, but no doubt someone’s going to have a problem with this.  

On a lighter ICE note:

...why is this ICE news?  Because it should be.
#RaiseTheDrawbridge

And in related news:

...one would hope that the USDA had been doing this from the very beginning, but one would be hopelessly naïve.

...see the above comment.

From the International Court Of Justice:

...to prove that even the terrorists can get it right occasionally.

Related:

...given who’s enraged, he must be doing the right thing.

From the Dept. of Education:

...hey, as long as the baby wasn’t in the bed with them, right?

From the Dept of the Blindingly Obvious:

Doctor Tells Kim Kardashian She Has
‘Low’ Brain Activity
...easiest diagnosis in medical history.  And:

...say it ain’t so!

News from the Dept. of Commerce:

...wait:  I thought that Trump’s election was going to tank the economy;  all the cool kids said so.

And from the Dept. of Health:

…

Oh yeah, how about some

 

And as we motor down :

...I know, pictorial evidence required:

I think you get the picture(s).  And as for the news, that’s it.

Speaking of “letting go”, there’s always a good time, with

...now all we need to do is get rid of that stupid law that mandates state education for all kiddies, regardless of immigration status.

...as futile gestures go, this makes the Animal House parade disruption seem earth-shattering.

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...let’s not forget Dallas, guys.  We’ve got plenty of illegal-immigrant crime to take care of, down here, and it’ll boost your numbers bigly.

And in related news:

...fair trial, followed by execution.

...see above.

...see above.

...a.k.a. irrelevant themes for an irrelevant conference.

...I would say “co-equal”, but who’s counting.

...why are we still listening to this horrible scold, anyway?

In the War On Terror:

...about damn time somebody did.  And speaking of terrorist orgs:

...so for all those asshole Greens who want to do that in the civilized world… stop that shit.

...I would have been a better choice, but this might not be too bad.

...somehow, me old darlin’, I just don’t think that’s going to be much of a danger for you.  And:

...first time I’ve ever heard the term “salacious activity” applied to wanking.

And now for some true 

And as we scan the view on :

...my favorite Pussycat Doll.  And not bad for a semi-centenarian.

   

And on that recumbent note, we can end this thing.