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Author: Kim du Toit
Perfect 10
Anyone remember her?
Yup, that’s Nadia Comeneci. who achieved a perfect 10.0 in gymnastics at the 1976 Olympics. Of course, as a callow pre-adolescent girl with no figure to speak of, she wasn’t a perfect 10 — that improvement would come later.
So why are you mentioning her at all, Kim?
Because later this year, she will be turning 60. Here’s a more recent pic: 
You all have my permission to feel really old. (And I know, she’s probably gone blonde to disguise the grey. Bad choice, in my opinion, but I still would.)
Ugh
From some crowd calling themselves “Eventbrite”, who usually send me stuff about classical concert dates and such:
So I took action: 
Ordinarily I’d consider going just to cause trouble, but I need to clip my nails and wash my hair.
Them Vs. Me
Here’s a little graphic comparison (note the right-hand column, i.e. my situation):
I trust this answers any questions.
Oh, and for Reichsgesundheitsabteilungführer Fauci, yet again:
Today’s Earworm
Silly Name, But…
Ladies and Gentlemen (and those about to have the operation):
Say hello to the new GTO Squalo, with its 4.0-liter quad-cam 12-cylinder engine:
And if you think it resembles a certain model of 1960s-era Ferrari, you may be permitted to do so.
Here’s the story, as well as more pictures.