Author: Kim du Toit

News Roundup

Bad News

All the news you couldn’t be bothered to read, with commentary to match.


…to be followed tomorrow by another study that says that eating a single walnut, ever, will give you an 8.5% chance of getting terminal athlete’s foot.  You heard it here first.


…by disbanding?


…I should fucking well hope so.  Read his story here.


…quit that raucous laughter, willya?


…replace “could” with “when will”, and you’ll be correct.


…yawn.


…which was never ratified, but that’s not going to stop him.

They should try this approach instead:


…I’d be a millionaire inside a week.


…this is why I prefer ordinary American people over government.  Any government.


…I guess the Customs agents never got the memo from the ATF.


…as the Great Assimilation Project continues on its way.  Now, about all those young Afghan men we’re bringing here… (no link, because why bother)


…a little extreme, perhaps, but understandable.

And some INSIGNIFICA:

      
…and all Hollywood shivers.

Finally, the day a TV host went on the air in her dressing gown:

Follow the link for the full story.

And in our tasteful Boob Pics section:

   

…and:

Wokery Pokery

Wokism

Longtime Friend Mrs. Sorenson sends me this disturbing news via email (subject as above):

A mural designed as a tribute to shop staff who worked through the pandemic has been criticised because it “screams welcome to our white town”.
Driffield Town Council said the artwork depicted well-known personalities who worked at independent businesses.
However, some residents took to social media to point out it failed to represent anyone with disabilities or from ethnic minority backgrounds.

And yes, the mural’s personnel (actual people in the village) are whiter than my kitchen cupboards.

However, Mrs. Sor also points out the following (with supporting stats) with respect to the village’s population:

But hey… let’s not let awful stats ‘n stuff get in the way of Wokism, right?

Of Course It Was

Business, Two-Minute Hate, Wokism

As Insty puts it:

Shot:

Chaser:

Of course, the bank lied when the shit hit the fan and covered them 6″ deep, saying oh noes, they were talking about Flynn’s wife’s cards… like that makes any difference.

Fucking woke scumbags.  The State of Texas should ban government departments from doing business with Chase in Texas, and force them to close their fucking massive office in Plano and move to California.  Or maybe we the citizens should just…

Either way, they lose.  Assholes.

Note to Chase:  doing shit like this does more harm to your so-called “reputation” than anything your cardholders might do.