All the news you couldn’t be bothered to read, with commentary to match.
…to be followed tomorrow by another study that says that eating a single walnut, ever, will give you an 8.5% chance of getting terminal athlete’s foot. You heard it here first.
…I should fucking well hope so. Read his story here.
…quit that raucous laughter, willya?
…replace “could” with “when will”, and you’ll be correct.
…which was never ratified, but that’s not going to stop him.
They should try this approach instead:
…I’d be a millionaire inside a week.
…this is why I prefer ordinary American people over government. Any government.
…I guess the Customs agents never got the memo from the ATF.
…as the Great Assimilation Project continues on its way. Now, about all those young Afghan men we’re bringing here… (no link, because why bother)
…a little extreme, perhaps, but understandable.
And some INSIGNIFICA:
…and all Hollywood shivers.
Finally, the day a TV host went on the air in her dressing gown:
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