News Summary


...that’s because he’d fallen afoul of the dreaded Witchcraft Lobby.


...got news for you, buddy:  it never does.  I was in Dachau in 2005, and still haven’t forgotten it.


...works for me, and I suspect, works for just about everyone except the farmers who’ve been feeding at the ethanol subsidies trough.


...yeah, they said it would be “free energy” (and it isn’t), and they said it would cause energy costs to go down (and they haven’t).  A pack of fucking lies from top to bottom.


Update:

Conservatives:


...lest anyone gets the wrong idea, here’s a reminder:


...ummm [insert something about the Supremacy Clause here]


...I think that when they answered the job ads, they didn’t quite understand the “job for life” offer.


...I just wonder how he managed to fit those two GIANT BRASS BALLS into that lil’ rowing boat.


...you know, if she wanted to get smacked around and punched in the face, she could have just married a rapper.


...and if they’d just stuck to the old inconvenient Sony Discman and a CD collection, they wouldn’t be having this problem now, would they?

From the Sweeney Files:


...I hope she makes more than a hundred jillion dollars out of all this exposure [sic], just because all the Usual Harpies On The Left™ hate her for being beautiful and conservative.

RFI: Gun Laws

I need some general advice on the above topic, but specifically with regard to the Lone Star State.

If any of my Texas-based Powdered Wigs would care to drop me a line, with your telephone # so we can chat, I’d appreciate it greatly.

Thankee.

(And no, it’s not about me, it’s a hypothetical.)

Getting Back To Business

After fucking around with all the Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© nonsense, some sanity may be peeking its little head out of Britishland’s economic foreskin:

Britain’s biggest environmental quangos could be scrapped as part of a new Tory war on red tape designed to boost growth.

Shadow Chancellor Andrew Griffith will unveil plans to ‘abolish’ the Environment Agency and Natural England to help streamline regulations that are ‘acting as a drag anchor on our economy’.

Mr Griffith will argue that ‘the biggest deregulation project in a generation’ could help kick start the sluggish economy, drive investment and cut prices.

He will claim that cutting red tape and Net Zero rules driving up construction costs could slash the price of a new house by up to £50,000 and boost supply.

Yeah, I hate to pee into the Soup of Goodness™ here, but let me remind y’all that this is the Conservative Party we’re hearing from — and it’s because they always reneged on their promises in the past that they got tossed out during the previous election, ushering the Commies into power.

So let’s not get all excited just yet.

(I’d suggest that the Conservatives ask ArgyPres Milei for tips on how to do all the above, but they’re on the no-speaks with him because he wants to take over the Falkland Islands or something.)

Quote Of The Day

There are so many things I could say to this asshole, who wants to be the next U.S. Senator from Texas (LOL), but just like I did with his fellow-asshole who tried this shit the last time*, I’ll rather wait for the elections next month to make my displeasure known.

I suspect more than a few Texans will do likewise.


*Beto O’Rourke, who wanted to take away all our guns.

 

Monday Funnies

Here we go:

Let’s get back to the usual smut and bad taste, FFS.

I think I’ll just go back to bed.  Wake me up when all this pumpkin-flavored bullshit is over, willya?

On the other hand, it is the month for Oktoberfest, so there’s that.

Being Ready

John Walters has posted his list of 10 essential guns that will help you survive the time when civilization starts to crumble and fall over.  His conclusion says it all:

Ten guns.  Thousands of dollars.  Hundreds of training hours.  This isn’t hobbyism.  It’s insurance against hard times, written in steel and gunpowder.  My uncle understood what I’m only now fully grasping: preparation becomes necessity without announcement, and those ready sleep while others pace in darkness.

Acquire these tools.  Learn them.  Maintain them against the day when phones die and police stop coming.  That day approaches regardless of elections or economic indicators.

Civilization persists where force maintains it.  Ensure you possess sufficient force.

I think that everyone who visits my website with any regularity will be familiar with the concept, because I’ve been hammering on about it for over two decades.

As for his list, I have no problem with anything he says, because his rationale is well supported by common sense.  (I may disagree with a couple of his specific guns, of course, as may any one of you, but that’s absolutely unimportant:  the category and the need they address are well stated.  Also, some of the categories kinda overlap, but that’s also not a major fault:  there’s nothing wrong with a little redundancy, as any fule kno.)

  1. Pump Shotgun: 12-Gauge
  2. AR-15 Platform
  3. Service Pistol: .45 ACP Long-Range
  4. Hunter: .30-06 Springfield
  5. Rimfire Battery: .22 LR
  6. Concealed Companion: Subcompact 9mm
  7. Battle Rifle: 7.62x51mm NATO
  8. Revolver: .357 Magnum
  9. Tactical Shotgun: Semi-Automatic 12-Gauge
  10. Precision Instrument: Bolt-Action .308

One could argue that the “hunter” (.30-06) and “battle rifle “(7.62x51mm) could be addressed by the same rifle (e.g. an M1 Garand), and the “hunter” likewise with the “precision instrument” (e.g. a scoped Mauser in [pick one]  chambering).  As I said, there’s some overlap.

Interestingly, I am deficient in both shotgun categories — I don’t own a shotgun of any description at the moment — and I don’t really have a subcompact handgun either.  (If Clint Smith carries two 1911s, I see no reason why I shouldn’t, or else carry two .357 Mag/.38 Special revolvers, as I sometimes do.)  And really, those handguns are just there to buy me the time to get to the trunk of my car, where Hell Awaits To Be Unleashed™.

I am also somewhat leery of the “precision instrument”, mostly because my eyesight is becoming so crap that any shot needing to be made over 400 (300 even?) yards would see me seeking deep cover or retreating instead.  (I do have a decent precision/hunting rifle or two, of course, but I’m no longer confident of my ability to reach out and touch anyone further out than the above, with any degree of confidence.)

I’m getting to the point, in other words, where my “hunter”, “battle” and “precision instrument” categories will soon be blended into a .357 Magnum lever rifle (with an old Ruger/S&W revolver as a companion piece when it comes to halitosis-range combat).

But don’t let me be a downer:  get out there and do as the man says.  Practice till you can’t practice anymore, and then practice again and again, as often as you can.

Your life may well depend on it.