So now… wait, I thought it was Glueball Wormening that was going to cause catastrophe and WE’RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEE!
While climatologists fear skyrocketing temperatures, scientists are now warning that a “cold blob” in the Atlantic could trigger a global cooling event, among other apocalyptic scenarios, per an alarming study in Geophysical Research Letters.
Located South of Greenland and Iceland, this anomalous patch of ocean has seen temps dip by 1.8 degrees Fahrenheit since the 19th Century, Science News reported.
Coincidentally, this comes as the United Nations’ influential climate change committee has discarded dire temperature increase models spouted by doomsdayers on the Left.
Of course, now that Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© has been debunked, it’s time for Global Warming Climate Cooling Change© — warming or cooling, it’s important to keep us all in a state of climate-related panic, you see.
Speaking of states, we have Texas, frying basking in our typical July summer temperatures — and let me tell y’all, the idea of a little global cooling is not that unattractive a prospect right now.
I like cooler weather. I live in New England and I like the fall the best. Winter is good as long as no ice storms. Some snow is cool.
# Global Cooling
# Carry on with the gas guzzling fossil fuel burners
# FUCK THE LIBERALS
114 here in my happy corner of Aridzona yesterday, and that’s not even close to a record. It helps to keep some of the Cali refugees on their own side of the Colorado.
Gee, all these fancy words for what we used to call weather.