This little thing made the meme-rounds over the weekend:

My first reaction was: Huh? because I don’t much care for ranch dressing myself, so at first I couldn’t understand the excitement among the Euros and Brits over the stuff. Then I remembered what these guys generally put on their salad:

…which is easily the most vile cream-like substance anyone has ever put in their mouth. (And that includes the output [sic] of the porno movies made in the 1970s.)
So when we Murkins wonder why all the excitement about ranch dressing, you need to consider the (coff, coff) competition.

Quite understandable, really.