This little thing made the meme-rounds over the weekend:
My first reaction was: Huh? because I don’t much care for ranch dressing myself, so at first I couldn’t understand the excitement among the Euros and Brits over the stuff. Then I remembered what these guys generally put on their salad:
…which is easily the most vile cream-like substance anyone has ever put in their mouth. (And that includes the output [sic] of the porno movies made in the 1970s.)
So when we Murkins wonder why all the excitement about ranch dressing, you need to consider the (coff, coff) competition.
Quite understandable, really.
The only suitable place for Ranch dressing is the trash. I prefer some sort of olive oil and vinegar based dressing for my salad such as Greek, Italian, balsamic vinegar and such. The only cream or opaque dressing I like is blue cheese and that has a myriad of detractors as well. I guess the only appropriate use for Russian or Thousand Island dressing is for a reuben sandwhich
Those skinny Euro wankers are gonna find out why Americans are morbidly obese, we got better tasting food. Not necessarily healthier, but better tasting. That said, outside of dipping various appetizers, I’m not much use for ranch dressing. The last few salads I’ve had were either dry or with light olive oil on it.
Ranch dressing isn’t half bad if you add a tablespoon of gochujang to each portion.
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Or horseradish.