Was there ever a screen name that says “All-Murkin Gal” any better than “Julie Adams”? And the original Betty May Adams was from Iowa, even better.
“Who she, Kim?” you may ask.
Well, old-time movie fans would know her as the hottie from Creature From The Black Lagoon, but I’ll show those pics at the end. Here she is:






That All-American Girl thing:



But on with the good stuff we go.







…wait, here’s a better one, with a Mauser:

And those Black Lagoon pics?


Scary.
She could manage The Creature, but Aunt Bea blackballed her out of Mayberry…
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