Speaking of false advertising:
...too late for me, after a lifetime of eating toast; I guess I’ll go make me that toastie now.
...”could”. Or (much more probably) won’t.
...this one is the virus equivalent of Superman vs. Captain America. And just like the above competition, it’s fiction.
...there are wealthy people in Cheddarville? Who knew?
From the Book of Stupid Politicians:
…and likewise:
...could they be any more stupid?
#ThatsRhetorical
In Entertainment News:
...Pot, meet Mr. Kettle.
From the Dept. of Corporate Stupidity:
...to the surprise of absolutely nobody (except those geniuses at Ford).
In Crime News:
...could? COULD?
From the Dept. Of Health:
...excuse me while I go and uproot that oak tree with my bare hands.
And as always, there’s lots of 
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And yet another visit to that address in 
:
Sydney Sweeney breaks her box-office curse
with steamy R-rated thriller
...let me know if you’re sick of seeing pics of young Sydney:
Not yet, you say?
It’s as good a place to end the news as any.
Impossible to get tired of her! She’s the biggest totty phenom since Kate Upton. Hmmm, speaking of Kate Upton, I don’t get tired of seeing her, either.
Off to teh Googlz …
She’s got an impressive infrastructure but her resting bitch face is off the charts. Given my usual behavior, I’m pretty sure I’d never see her crack a smile. Plus I’m old enough to be her grandpappy.
I think Don says it all!
If you had to face hordes of paps and the Jackals Of The Press (JOTP) every single time you walked out your front door, you wouldn’t be smiling much either.
Umm… NO!
Next question please……