I see that the Socialists’ favorite little mascot has been getting out of control again:
Democrat strategist James Carville spelled out his “fantasy dream” for punishing Trump “collaborators” after the president leaves office in 2029 — he said their heads should be shaved, they should be clad in orange jumpsuits, and then marched down Pennsylvania Avenue while the public spits on them.
The 80-year-old political consultant unleashed the tirade Wednesday on his Politics War Room podcast while discussing the Trump administration’s higher-education reforms with co-host Al Hunt. Trump has moved to reward colleges that commit to ending institutional practices targeting conservative viewpoints.
Carville labeled universities that accept the reforms as “collaborators,” then said his “fantasy dream” is to see them punished when President Donald Trump leaves office in 2029.
“My fantasy dream is that this nightmare ends in 2029. I think we ought to have radical things. I think they all ought to have their heads shaved.”
He went on to paint the scene in graphic terms.
“They should be put in orange pajamas and marched down Pennsylvania Avenue, and the public should be invited to spit on them,” Carville continued. “All of these collaborators should be shaved, pajama-clad, and spat on.”
Ummm okay. One quick question for Gollum, though:
Exactly who is going to shave those heads, who is going to force them into orange jumpsuits, and who is going to round them all up from their home towns and take them to D.C. en masse for your little hate fest to happen? The FBI? Secret Service? Antifa squads? (Okay wait, that last one is no doubt exactly who he’d nominate.)
The old saying is when you scratch a liberal, you’ll find an evil totalitarian lurking underneath the skin. My take is that nowadays, no scratching is necessary.
On the other hand, if we’re going to follow this train of thought, perhaps (in the spirit of pure scientific curiosity of course) we should go further than a little scratching, and skin a few people like Carville alive just to see how true the original proposition is.
And if someone were to turn my question around and ask who I think should do the actual skinning, I’d have to call for volunteers among my Readers (some of whom may well have skinned animals after a hunt, and therefore have the necessary expertise not to say enthusiasm).
All right, you may all go off to that warm and wonderful place and play with your skinning knives while crooning to them: “Soon, soon, my preciousssss.”
And now, a quick poll for you, O My Readers. Here’s a quick selection of knives that would probably serve someone well in the scientific skinning of (say) James Carville. They are (top down): Puma White Hunter, Kershaw Skinner, and Anza Skinner.
Given this selection, which would be your choice? Answers in Comments.
Note to Carville: We all have our little fantasies, Gollum. As for that “spit” thing, mine differs from yours in one crucial area…
I think Rush (PBUH) used to call him The Forehead? Whatever. He’s as mainstream & cookie cutter an apparatchik as ever there was. Mandami’s going to win in a landslide; he’s the new normal for the Evil Party. The VA cocksucker who wants republican kids to die in their mothers’ arms hasn’t lost a single Dem endorsement.
We are in a cold civil war, and have been for some time. I’m increasingly skeptical that it won’t get hot. I think there’s one band aid we can apply that may tamp down the temp a little longer: make red jurisdictions even redder than the blue strongholds are blue, and preserve the sanctuaries for sanity that remain.
All 3 are too big to be good skinners, but I believe the middle one could be adapted by an experienced skinner.
Interesting observation, that. I’ve actually skinned maybe a dozen springbok and antelope with that Kershaw, and a kudu with the Puma. Bigger knives work better, I guess, with the thicker-skinned African game.
Since I have to pick from your choices, the Anza Skinner is closest to what I generally carry which is my Buck 110 folding hunter. I agree with the previous commentor that all three are a bit too long. I also carry an Ulu that comes in handy on really big skinning tasks. I have having a very hard time realizing just how violent these Dems have become and how much bloodshed they want to ensue.
That’s really shocking. Only thing I’d say to baldylocks is, the enemy gets a say also.
And we won’t be parading anyone. Because if we need to take care of business, idiots like him will never be seen again, let alone paraded.
Far as the knife? Kershaw. Every one I own is great.
That said, I’d probably buy a cheap NSF butcher knife at Sams. They’re sharp enough, and when I have to chuck it, I’m only losing $15 or so.
Too bad broken glass isn’t an option. Although it would have a poor handle, the sharp edge just might not be razor sharp for long. Remember when you gut yourself with a razor, it doesn’t hurt at first.
Which accessories shall we bring, brine, vinegar, something else? WIth so many of these leftwing nut jobs that need to be treated, maybe the answer is a stack of sharpened poles and a machete. Even a wood chipper would become fouled with their foul carcasses
All three are too big and clumsy for thin skinned critters. I’d use my ~50YO* Schrade #152 Old Timer because I know it works well on deer and elk, it should work on human-like creatures.
*picked it up at a garage sale in the early ’80s. Making old stuff last forever is a hobby.
If I have to choose from the ones shown, I’d pick the Puma first and Kershaw second. I don’t like an up-swept tip on a skinning knife so the Anza is a distant third.
Sad to say that the Dildo-with-Ears is not necessarily the worst of the current crop of leftist zealots. Check out Jennifer Welch who, reportedly, has a big following on YouTube and Instagram. She doesn’t just threaten her enemies but also her allies if they are insufficiently loony. I found this excerpt on X. (Hope the URL come through)
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1983291685338832896/vid/avc1/1920×1080/4heJ_2sT5pyYKVu_.mp4?tag=21
That horse faced Karen is so smugly sure of herself. I hope reality bites her, real hard, real soon.
During my college years I was a biology major. The largest things I disected were a dogfish shark and a cat*. I still have the scalpel from my disection kit, and it’s still very sharp. That’s what I’d use on the thin-skinned enemy. I might even choose to skin by the square inch to make it last!
*And so I learned that there may be more than one way to skin a cat, but theres only one good way.
well if we were to carry out Gollum’s wetdream on him, we could skip the ‘shave’ step. Much more efficient.
In reality, Kurt Schlicter’s books especially ‘Attack’ look more and more like a history and not fiction.
Luckily I’m north of the border and don’t feel any need to stock up on ammo. But I couldn’t even if I wanted to. Since we are subjects up here, not citizens. *You* will remain citizens.
I’ll volunteer. Trouble is, I have no experience. So it will probably take me quite a while, and I’ll make a number of mistakes.
Fuck that bald son of a bitch.
Why waste your time? Just put him in a cell with the collected speeches of Reagan and Thatcher on repeat. Who knows? He might just see sense.
Which one is dullest?