Alert Reader Danny P. notified me of something which he thought worthy of comment (me too):
Sex toy thrown on court during final moments of WNBA game
…which gave me the giggles because:
What actually gave me the giggles was not the item per se, but the way it was removed from the court:
The game was paused as police and arena security entered the court to remove the object.
Police AND security? Let’s not take any chances here, folks. (No ATF Bomb Squad, even?)
A police officer was seen carrying the object in a towel and removing it from the court.
What, no hazmat suits?
Anyway, as of now it appears that the fuzz haven’t been able to find the miscreant wot dun it, and I hope they don’t.
A lime-green florescent dildo… I didn’t even know they came [sic] in that color.
Finally, I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that as a spectacle, the Great Lime Dildo Incident was probably more exciting than the WNBA game.
“ A lime-green florescent dildo… I didn’t even know they came [sic] in that color.”
# Lime Green Dildo’s Matter
# Take this lime green dildo and go fuck your self
# WTF
“ The game was paused as police and arena security entered the court to remove the object.”
They say the “OBJECT” not the dildo.
Susie cream cheese fucked herself with the OBJECT
OR
Susie Cream cheese fucked herself with the LIME GREEN DILDO
Which sounds better?
To stay in the same mood: Apparently at the same game there was a long delay because one of the “Participants” had to go get her wig fixed, and one of the “attendees” was removed because they/them jeered at the now wig-less participant.
Considering most WNBA types play for the flannel-shirt squad anyway, they probably know exactly what said “Object” is for.
You are correct when you say the whole thing was probably more entertaining than watching the game.
It was probably clever product placement.