Shiny new models in the white goods section of Walmart
After much toiling in his lab, Frankenstein’s blow-up doll has finally been animated.
No guys.. she is never going to bend over to get something on the bottom shelf – top shelf only. Oh – and that is clearly Target, not Walmart. Whole nother class of shopper.
There are wives, and there are… housewives.
.
Whatever she’s shopping for, it ain’t housewares.
Perhaps a husband
She’s in the wrong store for the income level she’s looking for.
Post surgery, Nathan tries out his new look at Target.
You are a sick, sick man.
Seek help, before it’s too late.
Pick up in aisle 69 .
Hookers gotta shop, too.
“Bat-shit crazy, needy, egocentric bint.” …..???
“Yeah, I was talking to you.”
Barbie? Is that you?
“Now coming into Housewares, everyone please welcome Savanah!!!!”
Courtney Alexis Stodden: “she/they”
Quite the little tart.
Fake height, fake hair color, fake boobs, and shopping for fake china. Seems appropriate.
Looking at something I can’t afford at Target.
Shiny new models in the white goods section of Walmart
After much toiling in his lab, Frankenstein’s blow-up doll has finally been animated.
No guys.. she is never going to bend over to get something on the bottom shelf – top shelf only. Oh – and that is clearly Target, not Walmart. Whole nother class of shopper.
There are wives, and there are… housewives.
.
Whatever she’s shopping for, it ain’t housewares.
Perhaps a husband
She’s in the wrong store for the income level she’s looking for.
Post surgery, Nathan tries out his new look at Target.
You are a sick, sick man.
Seek help, before it’s too late.
Pick up in aisle 69 .
Hookers gotta shop, too.
“Bat-shit crazy, needy, egocentric bint.” …..???
“Yeah, I was talking to you.”
Barbie? Is that you?
“Now coming into Housewares, everyone please welcome Savanah!!!!”
Courtney Alexis Stodden: “she/they”
Quite the little tart.
Fake height, fake hair color, fake boobs, and shopping for fake china. Seems appropriate.