There’s a massive danger to Earth, uncovered by !Scientists!:
Men are bad for the planet, a controversial new study has claimed.
Researchers from 13 countries have joined forces on a new paper, titled ‘Men, masculinities, and the planet at the end of (M)Anthropocene.’ According to the experts, men tend to have a greater carbon footprint than women, largely through travel, transportation, and tourism. Blokes are also less concerned with climate change – and less willing to change their everyday practices to fix it.
No shit. We’re too busy building stuff, moving stuff, drilling for stuff and in general making the planet habitable for everyone. But wait, we’re doing even MOAR Evil Things!
In addition, typically ‘manly’ activities negatively impact both the environment and the climate. This includes things like fishing and hunting, as well as meat consumption. ‘Men tend to be more involved in owning, managing, controlling heavy, chemical, carbon–based, industrialized agriculture, high environmental impact and extractive industries, and of course militarism, with its own devastating environmental effects.’
However did they miss “car racing”? And only in the fevered mind of academia would hunting and fishing be a danger to the environment, when any fule kno that practitioners of the above are the most ardent supporters of environmental protection.
Of course, it’s all dressed up in the usual pseudo-scientific gobbledegook:
Professor Jeff Hearn, professor of sociology in Huddersfield’s Department of Social and Psychological Sciences, said: ‘There is now plenty of research that shows clear negative impacts of some men’s behavior on the environment and climate. What is astonishing is how this aspect does not figure in most debate and policy in a more sustainable world.’
That’s because “most debate and policy” concerns itself with more important issues, such as whether Sidney Sweeney’s ever going to do OnlyFans.
On that topic: they also missed “wanking”. I’m not sure how that lovely activity is linked to Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©, but I am sure that as we speak there is a group of some asshole “scientists” busy working on a (taxpayer-funded) study on the topic.
People are being paid — in thirteen countries, no less — to produce bullshit like this.
Fach.
Those terrible industries that men do most of are also known as “civilization.”
I don’t want to be accused of deploying tu quoque, so I won’t mention that the most prized scents with which women coat themselves contain the secretions of the anal glands of the endangered muskrat.
Gentlemen, I suggest that we might step out of our roles as defenders and providers, adjourn to the corner tavern, and give the ladies a chance to prove themselves as our equals.
Ladies, there will soon be openings in various coal mine activities, cesspool pumping, garbage dump maintenance, and many, many other jobs you’ve just been so excited to take over after all these years.
Yep.
Back when I had a wife, in the spring she always said she wanted to mow the lawn, so I’d let her.
It would last until the temperature and humidity rose above comfortable then suddenly it became my job again. LOL
Men should be out doing a whole lot more old fashioned nailing.
That faggot/feminist bullshit way of seeing the world has been allowed to creep into everything to the point it’s about to collapse the civilization men worked so hard to create.
Tommy Atkins agrees.
“O it’s “Please to walk in front, sir”, when there’s trouble in the wind.”
“So…you’re bad?”
“Yeah, I’m bad. Just found out today.”
“Huh. Well, I’m bad too. I…wasn’t going to tell anyone.”
“It’s cool bro.”
These papers are written so shrill lonesome women can feel empowered and by beta males who find masculine work and interests too icky. They like their studies are best left ignored.