Susie at the fire station has a hobby of playing guitar. This situation is fitting for her to play a cover of “ Fire Water Burn” by the bloodhound gang.
“ The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don’t need no water, let the motherfucker burn, Burn motherfucker, burn”
The female firefighter says
“Ok, this is an analogy. This fire is what my vagina feels like after I let all of you rail me at the firehouse. Who the fuck passed along herpes the love bug?”
“C’mon baby light my fire” Charlie McGee sung as the house of her ex-boyfriend “suddenly” burst into flames
When Politicians Convene…
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“Why DEI hiring policies are not always a good thing.”
Fill my tip jar during our break and I’ll get back to the fire. Don’t work for free, yannow.
Never let a musician into your volunteer fire department.
That’s good advice for ANY department.
Spoken by a repentant busker?
Nah, by all my former bosses.
“And my next song is titled, Maybe Next Year He’ll Pay His Fire Protection Subscription.”
There are actually lots of communities where the fire protection is paid for, not by taxes, but by subscription. The fire department WILL go to an un-subscribed house, make sure that all of the people and pets are out, and then watch it burn to the ground. The only suppression they do is to prevent the fire from spreading to the surroundings or other houses, and if they have to put it out to do that they will, but otherwise they let it burn. They’re obviously pretty careful about checking addresses vs. subscribers.
The Soros-funded Group Project Participants,\ break for some much needed downtime after another community goes up in flames.
Nero’s many-times-removed empowered granddaughter embraces her ancestry.
Susie at the fire station has a hobby of playing guitar. This situation is fitting for her to play a cover of “ Fire Water Burn” by the bloodhound gang.
“ The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don’t need no water, let the motherfucker burn, Burn motherfucker, burn”
The female firefighter says
“Ok, this is an analogy. This fire is what my vagina feels like after I let all of you rail me at the firehouse. Who the fuck passed along herpes the love bug?”
“C’mon baby light my fire” Charlie McGee sung as the house of her ex-boyfriend “suddenly” burst into flames
When Politicians Convene…
.
“Why DEI hiring policies are not always a good thing.”
Fill my tip jar during our break and I’ll get back to the fire. Don’t work for free, yannow.
Never let a musician into your volunteer fire department.
That’s good advice for ANY department.
Spoken by a repentant busker?
Nah, by all my former bosses.
“And my next song is titled, Maybe Next Year He’ll Pay His Fire Protection Subscription.”
There are actually lots of communities where the fire protection is paid for, not by taxes, but by subscription. The fire department WILL go to an un-subscribed house, make sure that all of the people and pets are out, and then watch it burn to the ground. The only suppression they do is to prevent the fire from spreading to the surroundings or other houses, and if they have to put it out to do that they will, but otherwise they let it burn. They’re obviously pretty careful about checking addresses vs. subscribers.
The Soros-funded Group Project Participants,\ break for some much needed downtime after another community goes up in flames.
Nero’s many-times-removed empowered granddaughter embraces her ancestry.