Apparently, Chuck Norris has died while giving a roundhouse kick to the can.
I don’t believe it.
R.I.P.
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Apparently, Chuck Norris has died while giving a roundhouse kick to the can.
I don’t believe it.
R.I.P.
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There was no gravity for Chuck; he just stared the ground away with a look. He just stared harder and went on up to heaven.
Everything I’ve read about him said he was a good and generous man.
R.I.P. Chuck.
Death had to come for him while he was on vacation. Otherwise it would have been a close-run thing and Death would have lost.
Chuck Norris didn’t really die.
Satan escaped Hell, and God drafted Chuck to help Michael re-capture Satan.
Chuck Norris went to heaven and met Jesus.
When he did, Jesus told him, “welcome home, brother. I have a place prepared for you.”
Death is dead. He met his final Chuck Norris.