Before you hit her in the seat, package your meat.
Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
Before you stick it in her snapper, throw on a wrapper.
Before you internally scrubber, put on a rubber.
Primates in their natural habitat.
Outside the church the newly marriage couple consummates their marriage, while inside the church the priest babysits the couples little boy…
“My wife be home sick, her husband be home coz he ain’t got no job, and the church done closed… where else a man gonna get his log rolled?”
Reverend Tyrone consecrates the new Baptist church.
I thought Baptists were against dancing, vertical and horizontal.
Hey, wait your turn buddy!!!!
Bang! Bang! No more orcs from this intersection.
If the police had her in that position she’d be saying she can’t breathe
No autographs, please.
And the lord said : “Go forth and multiply”
When you’re trying for a baby and you’re ovulating, you have to seize the moment.
I’ll take “Things I don’t want to see over my morning coffee” for 500 Alex.
The Immaculate Conception. You’re doing it wrong.
I has to pay fo’ the pussy.
I ain’t payin’ fo’ a place to fuck it.
I givin’ tha’ bitch a religious experience.
No caption, but it’s surprising how many Vernor Baptist Churches there are in the Google maps. I was sure this was Detroit, but I can’t find a definitive answer. OK, maybe I do have a caption …
It gives all new meaning to the term “lawn jockey”.
The Vernor Baptist Church was renowned for their unique public baptism ceremony.
“public baptism”… never heard of shagging called THAT before.
They’re male and female. Whatever other conclusions one may draw, you know for certain that’s not at an Episcopal Church.
Modern day nativity scene
Adam and Eve DEI edition
It’s been a while since I read about it, but that’s no Immaculate Conception there.
Maybe in the King Rick James Bible…
Things Vernor Baptist Church doesn’t want to see on their Ring doorbell camera.
Today on cops, voyeurism in the hood.
Maury Povich says you are the father.
Her “I’m a crack hoe, you got $ 20 bucks?”
Him “Sure do, lay down and take it bitch”
Before you hit her in the seat, package your meat.
Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
Before you stick it in her snapper, throw on a wrapper.
Before you internally scrubber, put on a rubber.
Primates in their natural habitat.
Outside the church the newly marriage couple consummates their marriage, while inside the church the priest babysits the couples little boy…
“My wife be home sick, her husband be home coz he ain’t got no job, and the church done closed… where else a man gonna get his log rolled?”
Reverend Tyrone consecrates the new Baptist church.
I thought Baptists were against dancing, vertical and horizontal.
Hey, wait your turn buddy!!!!
Bang! Bang! No more orcs from this intersection.
If the police had her in that position she’d be saying she can’t breathe
No autographs, please.
And the lord said : “Go forth and multiply”
When you’re trying for a baby and you’re ovulating, you have to seize the moment.
I’ll take “Things I don’t want to see over my morning coffee” for 500 Alex.
The Immaculate Conception. You’re doing it wrong.
I has to pay fo’ the pussy.
I ain’t payin’ fo’ a place to fuck it.
I givin’ tha’ bitch a religious experience.
No caption, but it’s surprising how many Vernor Baptist Churches there are in the Google maps. I was sure this was Detroit, but I can’t find a definitive answer. OK, maybe I do have a caption …
It gives all new meaning to the term “lawn jockey”.
The Vernor Baptist Church was renowned for their unique public baptism ceremony.
“public baptism”… never heard of shagging called THAT before.
They’re male and female. Whatever other conclusions one may draw, you know for certain that’s not at an Episcopal Church.
Modern day nativity scene
Adam and Eve DEI edition
It’s been a while since I read about it, but that’s no Immaculate Conception there.
Maybe in the
KingRick James Bible…Things Vernor Baptist Church doesn’t want to see on their Ring doorbell camera.