Having a tiny penis isn’t a big deal, Dave.
I dunno, Jenny, I wish you didn’t have one at all.
I’m sorry sally, I thought I grabbed dad’s viagara. who knew that is bowel prep tablets were the same color?
I can’t believe you called my mother an ice queen and offered to screw her until she melted!
“Look at the plus side, luv. You must be a Tottie. Why else would they take you to Tottenham Court?”
When you have your Big Day and Dream Honeymoon in Cannes all planned, but then both of you are DOGEd out of your government jobs and have to settle for the registry office and a subway trip back to her Mom’s house.
“When you said you work in a bar, I didn’t realise it was “Raymond’s Revuebar in Soho”
Having a tiny penis isn’t a big deal, Dave.
I dunno, Jenny, I wish you didn’t have one at all.
I’m sorry sally, I thought I grabbed dad’s viagara. who knew that is bowel prep tablets were the same color?
I can’t believe you called my mother an ice queen and offered to screw her until she melted!
“Look at the plus side, luv. You must be a Tottie. Why else would they take you to Tottenham Court?”
When you have your Big Day and Dream Honeymoon in Cannes all planned, but then both of you are DOGEd out of your government jobs and have to settle for the registry office and a subway trip back to her Mom’s house.
“When you said you work in a bar, I didn’t realise it was “Raymond’s Revuebar in Soho”