Carnies and Hucksters

Longtime Reader GT3ted sent me an email of the latest Sotheby’s auction catalog — the topic of this coming Saturday’s post, by the way — and when I commented that the prices seemed unusually-astronomical, even by Sotheby’s standards, he replied:

Yes, I thought the suggested bid ranges were high as well, But remember these are the the typical auction company’s “Projected” bid ranges which are often optimistic. And Sotheby’s does seem to have a better-than-usual lineup this year. The whole point of the catalog is to bring in as many Big Dollar buyers as possible since they need multiple buyers to run up the prices. Or at least the appearance of multiple bidders.

The Winter Arizona / Scottsdale Hype is strong thanks to “Bidenomics” / a soaring stock market and nervous investors looking for a place to park some equity before the possible collapse of the more traditional equities market place.

The world of high-end auctions is still just smoke and mirrors run by used car salesmen and ex-carnies all looking for the next greater fool, just at a much higher level.

It’s a very cogent statement.  But even among them what has more money than common sense, this (for example) seems egregiously overpriced:

Now let it be known that I loves me some 70s-era Bronco, but I would humbly suggest that even a handbuilt-from-the-ground-up item such as this isn’t worth anything like two hundred big ones.

It’s not an original — it’s a Kincer creation — and there’s another outfit that handmakes “classic” Toyota FJ45s, at similar nosebleed prices, and still another that does likewise with 1970s-era Mercedes G-wagens.  While I understand that hand-built cars involve an astonishing amount of labor — in some cases, hundreds of hours — I would suggest that it’s a fool’s gambit to try to recoup (and even profit from) the job.  As any amateur restorer will tell you, one never recoups the cost of restoration, and I just can’t see that restoring old cars as a production enterprise makes it worth the work and expense…

…unless, of course, the target market is not the brand’s loyal devotees but (as Ted puts it) Big-Dollar Buyers (“whales”, as the casino industry derisively calls them), for whom the car is not an object of desire but an investment.

And all investments, as any fule kno, carry risk.

Caveat emptor imprudens.

All that said, there are some juicy cars indeed in the Sotheby’s catalogue, but you’ll have to wait until Saturday to see them.  Just ignore the prices, and drool.

6 comments

  1. Funny, I just now read an article on what it takes to “restore” a set of hood hinges for a 1973 Datsun 240Z.

    It’s not about the cost, it’s about the doing.

    Hobbies always cost money and most of the time it is not recouped.

    Just take a look at my horribly out of control workshop and office if you want proof.

  2. I would be scared to death to invest my savings in a fricking car! Might as well buy tulips (IYKWIM). Cars don’t do well in storage. You park a car for several years in a warehouse and things go bad quick. Batteries die, rubber rots, tires flat-spot or deflate, oil sours, metal rusts, vinyl dries and cracks, etc. and so forth. And the only value you might get is to sell it to another “investor” and hope he’s a bigger fool than you.

    The real reason to buy a vehicle like that is to enjoy it – drive it, show it, maintain it, keep it running and on the road. And for most of us, that might as well be a pipe dream. At some point maybe all the fools will age out or sell out and there could be some cool antique cars out there we could actually afford in our dotage.

  3. I love the old Power Wagons and FJs but I’d be scared to take them on a trail to put them through their paces. Other than that it would sit in the unheated garage and get seldom used.

    If I hit the big lotto, I think I’d rather have a slightly more modern truck built for off roading. I’d want one that I didn’t care if it got scratched, dented, dinged.

    The auction sure is nice to look at though. I did the same thing with the Rock Island Auctions last year when they auctioned off some Theodore Rosevelt and General Leonard Wood revolvers.

  4. Carnies and Hucksters at venues like auctions/sales are expected and you can brace yourself.

    They are less entertaining as elected and .gov officials.

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