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    1. Except that the binoculars are chained to the wall near the window. It won’t reach the toilet.

        1. As an Architect (yes, really), this is the result of the new 2021 International Energy Code daylighting requirements, plus new security requirements in IBC 2024 concerning visual accessibility by “authorities having jurisdiction” during lockdowns. The water-maximum requirements for the toilet in the International Plumbing Code means it won’t flush what you put in it, anyway. But it is “sustainable.”

          Aren’t we lucky.

  1. Please feel free to use the binoculars to make sure you can identify any voyeurs who happen to watch you while you do what’s necessary.

  2. Already seated with insufficient TP, Dweebus was dismayed when he couldn’t find a field expedient, even with the thoughtfully handy 10X binoculars.

  3. Topping the former daily record of us$3.47 [just shy of four fedbux…) on the trendy new ‘hit’ reality-show WHAT’S NEW IN THE LOO, casual passers-by insert random spare change for a ‘close-up’ of the daily doings!

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